If your a Guy, Do you urinate, while standing, or sitting on the toilet seat?

I use that device too. it is like a chair for your feet. Best poop in my life. It allowed full pooping of everything. It felt like I only ever pooped half of what I could before I first used it.

 

Lol, true dat.

 

Pissing while standing or sitting? Too mainstream! You should piss while running or jumping. Heck, piss while doing parachuting or air gliding, that'll be a bomb!

 

and the smell will give new nickname
Walking piss

 

I wouldn't know, I don't have a penis. I imagine if I piss while running, it will just drip down my legs. But if you piss while parachuting or air gliding, the piss will only trail behind you like a watery tail of doom and humiliation.

 

As an Indonesian, I enjoy squatting rather than sitting or standing. If you piss while standing the urine will spreading all over my foot and it is absolutely disgusting. And if you were sitting, the sensation is uncomfortable cause your penis will be squeezed between your legs and it also gives you an after feel like stinging sensation

 

I'm paranoid about what sorts of things other dudes leave on public toilet seats, so even if I liked sitting down I wouldn't at a public place. But actually I prefer standing up so it's all good.

 

sitting lol
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Standing unless my legs are tired