Introduce yourself, again.

Now, I know we have a newbie welcoming thread, so this isn't for them.

It's for all you guys who've been here for a while. The long time members.

Now that you're an old member, and you've been around for a while, I want you to introduce yourself again, so everyone who comes and reads this knows you're not the same old newbie who came here a year ago.

 

Hmphf, I, your father still faps like a Deity!~

 

I think that i'm still newbie cause i join NU last year, 23 of september 2017...i'm weirdo, and mysterious teenage boy which could make others confused and puzzled up after reading my thread especially threads that connected to my gender, life, or novels and mangas..

 

I'm just your average new member no one knows about but I'll introduce myself anyways~

I'm an enigma?

 

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A.K. Weizmann is the universe. A.K. is the world. A. is the planet. A.K.W. is the paradoxical singularity. . is the A.K. and W. is 7-II/52.

I remain the same. Deprave and depress are my best qualities and altruistic vanity is my worst quality.
I believe there is salvation in death and redemption in suffering.
I am ignorant of society's ways but I am wise in the hearts of evil men and women alike.
I dare to say, I am a living testament of carnal desires and purest of wills.
In truth, I am a boring mortal who insists that he lives in a boring world. Hoping for a day of mayhem so he can pleasure himself in a banquet of catastrophe. I live to indulge and die to glorify my indulgence.
I am human, the one and only, human.

 

So i decided to pop in randomly
Do i count as old?

 

I is still new... I thiknk I degenerated mentally since I joined.

 

HI, i'm a pedophile lolicon who loves Yandere Loli. LOLI BANZAII!

 

Heyya! it's a bird here~☆

 

Clearly youre not giving lao zi face, I am the deity of fap

 

Just wait till i swat you to death with my Sticky God Palm technique!

 

Just Mob Character

 

Same old lurker. I made a list with all my favourite novels on my profile page so if you are bored of the same ch/jp/kr nvls and you're looking for something fresh, you can check my list out!

 

I like cats

 

a pixel people. just like all of you.

 

Such straightforwardness!!!
Can you say it in public??

 

Hello, I don't remember ever made an introduction before but whatever; just leave the past in the past, gonna find the future. If misery loves company... well, so long, you'll miss me when I'm gone. UWOOOAAA WOOAA

 

Hmph! You will die in the face of lao zi's thousand year white rain that I, your father, used to conquer the heavenly fairy known as interent porn

 

Hello, I'm still the hottest pancake in the multiverse but I did drop or finish a lot of novels and now I am wasting more time lurking on the forums...
May the pancakes be with you!!!!!