Is it legal to shoot zombies in the head?

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  1. reagents 11

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    Hmmm self defense apply even against fully conscious men so it is legal. If the zombie just want to invite you to tea party then it is illegal.
     
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    DocB "I see you, little mouse! Run along"

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    zombies is a offensive term, don't call them zombies, they are life returnees
     
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  3. reagents 11

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    How many of reincarnated isekai protagonist that got cheat committed suicide ? That should answer the question.
     
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    The Hamster Overlord Mad scientist/Revered wizard/Alleged antichrist

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    It's not a crime if you don't get ca-
    FBI, OPEN UP
    I mean, lemme get that constitution and all that
     
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    The Hamster Overlord Mad scientist/Revered wizard/Alleged antichrist

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    Undead lives matter
     
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  6. Ai chan

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    It is a clear-cut case if they're truly dead. But they are not dead, never been magically reanimated and therefore, killing them would fall under the same law as killing another human being. What Ai-chan was asking, is if the law would agree that your self-preservation overrides their rights as a human being. At what point do they lose their human rights?

     
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    This is actually a legit question. According to general laws, it would probably be technically illegal to kill zombies if they dont meet the criteria to be declared dead (which is stupid but the oblivious, naive and stupid would take that view).

    Practically.... any country or force who would try to arrest people for killing zombies in the early days of a zombie apocalypse would quickly collapse like a house of cards in a tornado.
     
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    Why would people obessed with cats(cat holics) care? Plus you can always pretend to commit suicide and have the cops shoot you to prevent you from suicide
     
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    When they pose definite mortal danger to normal people. I mean normal people become criminal and deserve to be locked up within period in hope for correctional behavior or worse within lifetime or capital punishment.
    So if the zombie want to eat people brains up and there's nothing can be done so they stop through diplomacy then peace is not an option. If they only want to politely invited you to their tea party to have some tea and signing some dodgy agreement about letting them stay within your lands so they can start their colony for their kingdom across the Atlantic ocean then you can't be violent with them.
     
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    I should shoot them in the joints or legs and explosives(like car and gazoline tank) around them, that will make zombies immobile. Shooting them in head and hope it's headshot is too good to be true because I'm not properly trained marksmanship nor I have that kind of luck. Just stockpile foods, find bunker and wait for summer till those zombies dried out.
     
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  11. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    In the case of a zombie apocalypse, I doubt the law system will be properly functional to the point they can claim it's illegal to kill zomzoms~
     
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    But what about if the zombie wear monocle and top hats, enjoys tea party and invite you for one ? We can be civil with them in that case no ? I mean they may be plotting to eat your brain and colonize your hometowns but when they come up to you unarmed offering a handshake what else we can do than shake those stinky, dried, and naily hands ? We are supposed to be the civil ones ! What else left to us when we can't be civil !? At that point we're no different than those zombies !
     
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    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Do you get civil when children knock on your door and ask trick or treat?

    Because I don't, I think it's very rude to try threatening me into giving them candy just because of a calendar date, I always shut the door without answering them.

    Sometimes civility isn't the right answer~
     
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    I love children.
    Guhehehe children... *rerorerorerorerorero
     
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    SerialBeggar Hate your family? Got no friends? Gimme your stuff

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    Why doesn't anyone ask the more important question: can I keep the loot I find on the zombies' bodies and pockets? If the answer is yes, then what more is there to debate?
     
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    Oh, I love children too, but I don't like rude children that try threatening me into giving them candy~
     
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    You don't have to give them real candy. You can just give them *candy. Shhh... If you keep quiet none will know...
     
  18. AliceShiki

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    I don't have star-shaped candy in my house though? *tilts head*
     
  19. Ai chan

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    Instead of going home on a sugar rush (no such thing, btw), the kids go home sore and high? :blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful:
     
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  20. asriu

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    that year hmm do you mean syphilis outbreak? cuz they do resemble zombie on this scenario~ living human with some part of their body decay~ yup scary history~
    anyway let see
    it kinda complex if we really wanna have deep thought about it~ question how it start, you see for outbreak we can assume it blown out as pandemic~ WHO despite it ehem clouded with corruption rumour yes just say it romur kay~ will have bottomless work to ensure not infect whole world or something like that~ assuming zombie outbreak kinda near to apocalypse scenario it mean many countries if not all will declare military emergency which lead to implementation of martial law~ depend on each country condition such as how severe the outbreak it safe to assume some may implement kill on sight for zombo~ while sure cure and prevention or such, consider safety of nation new law may passed to kill zombo~ sure there still many factor to considered but this cat too lazy to think about it~
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