This game is quite simple its a test of how your humor holds up Please don't hijack You simply tell a joke that you find funny it can be a copy paste from some website or it could be a self made joke of any type afterwards people who are visiting this thread will read said joke and will 'like' the joke only if it made them laugh The end goal is to see how many likes your post gets from your joke. Simple game but I hope that it brings a smile to someone's face and hopefully a giggle or two before the thread dies or gets hijacked. Edit: You can tag people after a joke if you wish for them to participate in the game. ------------ ill start us off with a bad joke..... it made me laugh "It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."
Wife: What will happen to you, dear? When I die. Husband: I will die too. Wife: Really! Husband: Yeah, The joy I will feel then will probably take me with you.
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail." A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste." Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak." Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note. Doctor: "But this is $500..." Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500." Copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2xbkyq/an_unemployed_engineer_opens_a_clinic/
Made a limit one person per post, otherwise I see no difference between this and daily laugh thread @ general. + it'll be fairer and easier to track who's the winner
HAMLET Lady, shall I lie in your lap? OPHELIA No, my lord. HAMLET I mean, my head upon your lap? OPHELIA Ay, my lord. HAMLET Do you think I meant country matters? OPHELIA I think nothing, my lord. HAMLET That’s a fair thought to lie between maids' legs. OPHELIA What is, my lord? HAMLET Nothing. ~Hamlet: Act 3, Scene 2~
amended the starting post thanks for informing me, yeah it would be fair and make things much easier.