Discussion Kiss in the morning

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  1. Jojo775

    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    No one french kisses in the morning before even getting out of bed and brushing their teeth. Yes I'm talking about those wake up after lemon scenes. Hell I think I've even read about some characters waking up after being unconscious for days and immediately french kissing their lover, major gross. Are they trying to mutate a new saliva based STD with their plague breath?
    What are those authors thinking? Are they all virgins?
    Summoning the experts @Ai chan @elengee
     
  2. An Anime Addict

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    Well i never tried it and i dont think i would ever want to try that. It would indeed feel a little gross considering the germs and specially the bad breath uhhh
     
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    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    In Ai-chan's case, we didn't french kiss before getting out of bed not because of bad breath. We didn't kiss because having someone crowding Ai-chan's face while Ai-chan is still groggy from waking up gets Ai-chan mad. "Get out of my face before I punch you in the face" would be what Ai-chan would've said if Ai-chan was in the mood of saying anything at all. Most of the time, Ai-chan would look the other way and try to get back to sleep instead.

    Smelly breath doesn't even come into the equation. Most of the time, Ai-chan's sense of smell doesn't return until about an hour after waking up. It's like having lighterx's avatar right in front of your face after waking up, you'd get pissed and cranky too.

    That being said, Ai-chan does kiss in the morning after waking up. But just gentle pecks instead of deep kiss with tongue.
     
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    Ah, the travails of love! TBH, I think they be testing their lovers. Like, if they don't get grossed out by my bad breath, then this relationship has a future. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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    Oh damn that cracked me up lol
     
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    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    Eh, to each there own. I wont say I never recieved an unpleasant suprise, but sometimes you find someone that tastes good no matter what time of day it is xD
     
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    well it doesnt have to be a french kiss on the mouth
     
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    Rather than minding about my lover's breath i mind more about my own breath because many a times, i eat something having onions late at night and the sleep hits me too fast and so i have bad breath in the morning
     
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    This includes a mom kissing her 4-year-old son to get up, right?
     
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    Hmmm something feels wrong about this sentence:hmm::hmm::hmm:
     
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    Makes u imagine what other places one can French kiss, doesn't it? :blobthinkingsmirk:
     
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    you've always been a cunning linguist havent you, however i happen to be a master debater.
     
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    HUH?! THE SHOUJO BIBLE IS WRONG?!
     
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    Bakaturq Tell me, what do you see?

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    yeah and then it'll become a routine, in which I'll say: "Your bad breath isn't worth the future with you."
     
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    Indeed it stimulates your imagination doesnt it?:blobthinkingsmirk:
     
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    U don't know who u r dealing with here, buddy. The last I was forced to a public debate by my teacher, I rendered the opposition speechless in just a few words, namely introduction, expressing my stance and then... just thanking the audience b4 leaving. :blobpats:
    No one ever dared to debate with me after that. :blobtriumph:
     
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    Let's debate.
    Your waifu is trash.
     
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    You are starting a war not a debate :blobjoy:
     
  20. runsing

    runsing status : bleeding, health -10/s Novel Updates Staff

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    i fell asleep and snored in the middle of a debate once. does that count?

    * the other party stalled and wasn't able to continue thanks to the laugh from the entire hall. fortunately my school only gets deducted a point.

    i swear the first time i read that i thought you said "happened to be a master masturbater"

    "one man's trash is a another man's treasure".

    Luwak coffe is one, if not the most expensive coffee, when its actually a shit.
     
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