Let me tell you a work story

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  1. cap.toon

    cap.toon Well-Known Member

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    Do you have a work story or moment that you would like to share? Comment below.

    Mine:

    My co-worker was busting around putting together her desk. She wanted to make her desk comfortable. She had sat at my desk numerous times while when I trained her on the process of our software in the office. Today in particular, she found herself a footrest. She cleaned it and spoke out, " I like your footrest. It's soft.This one is cold and hard."

    "It is. The ones we have around here are hard like that" I responded. She had a conversation with another co-worker about how she loved my footrest and even had the co-worker came over and tried my footrest. I nodded along and let them sat on chair to try my footrest, "haha--now everyone is stealing my desk."

    I thought that was the end of it until she came back from the manager's office, " Dreamer, wanna change footrest?"

    "..." I was silent for a pretty long moment. She laughed it off. I honestly think she found my speechlessness very funny. I slowly phased and watched my wording, " Ah-no. At least, not right now."

    I honestly didn't mind cause I don't use mine often enough, but I do use it here and there. I don't know if I would like to use the hard one she has. I honestly do like the slop of the hard ones, but I haven't try it before. I don't wanna switch than later, find that I don't like it.

    FYI: Why did I have a different footrest from the rest of the departments? Cause this one was bought when my manager took us newbies shopping for office supplies, although we already have so many. At that time, we didn't have a footrest in our department and I guess they were too lazy to reach out to the other departments for one.
     
  2. Shizun

    Shizun 《Jack of all trades》《Artist/Author》《Dao of BLedia》

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    My story of a teasing co-worker of mine.

    When will it come out?
     
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    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    What was her three sizes? Was she cute?:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    (this is my impression of a JP MC.:p)
     
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  4. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Nani?
     
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    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    You mean she complained to manager to get you to switch footrests? That's petty, and a bit boring of a story tbh.
    Not that I have any betters, there was a colleague of mine who annoyed me to no end. He was the oldest one ~35+ (it's a young people tech office with remote supervision), everything he did was loud, clinking around with office supplies while someone is on important call, regularely accidentally knocking his stupid vape on the table which gave the sound of BDOOM(sort of) and typing like he didn't have a keyboard but a 20th century typing machine, or he had hooves instead of hands. He even sat between me and a nice guy with most exp, saying he needed to be by him to teach him, he didn't need him much after all but I moved to another unfovarable spot coz I thought it would be less loud. It messes with my focus and I didn't wanna go deaf from blasting music on my headphones all the time so I told him nicely if he could type quitely. Nothing changed ofc.
    There was also a guy from the fking mountains who constantly opened windows coz he felt it was hot all the time, got a fking cold bcoz of him.
     
  6. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    @Moonpearl : Here's Ai-chan's true story.

    Ai-chan was doing work in the office like usual when suddenly Ai-chan's old student from Ai-chan's previous thread came in. She brought with her a thick book with bland cover. She put the textbook in front of Ai-chan and asked Ai-chan if Ai-chan can teach her. Ai-chan looked at the textbook and suddenly had a vision of high school.

    "Rina, I don't think I'm qualified to teach you high school physics anymore. I barely remember the stuff."

    "But teacher, I don't understand it at all. Won't you have a look at least?"

    Sighs. "I suppose if it's just looking..."

    "You look so stiff, teacher. I'll give you a massage."

    "Thanks Rina, the shoulders please."

    "Mm, you have such a graceful neck, teacher."

    "Rina, my neck is fine. The shoulders, please."

    Rina puts her nose in the back of Ai-chan's hair before she said, "You smell so nice, teacher. What shampoo did you use?"

    "Rina, this is getting weird."

    Rina's fingers sneaked forward as she manipulated Ai-chan's face from behind. She grabs Ai-chan's chin with her right fingers while her left caressed the front of Ai-chan's neck gently, making Ai-chan bit Ai-chan's lips.

    Then she whispers into Ai-chan's ears, "You're just as beautiful as you were 6 years ago, teacher."

    "Rina, stop..."

    "Why should we?" she said as she licked Ai-chan's left ear.

    "We're at work."

    "Nobody's around. We can do whatever we want."

    She licks the inside of Ai-chan's left ear as she pulled Ai-chan's chin upwards and backwards, making Ai-chan arches Ai-chan's back on the chair. Ai-chan tried to pull away Rina's hands, but fine Ai-chan's strength weakening when Rina moved her lips lower and bit gently on Ai-chan's neck. She kissed Ai-chan's neck as if to make it better, and licks it gently as if to wipe the evidence away.

    "Where did you learn this?" Ai-chan asked as Ai-chan gasped at the feeling of her fingers in Ai-chan's long hair. It felt really good as her fingers rub against Ai-chan's scalp and caressed Ai-chan's hair.

    "Porn. You've always been my only one, teacher."

    "You shouldn't watch porn at your age." Ai-chan said as Ai-chan's consciousness faded and a really good feeling washed over Ai-chan.

    "Is teacher my mother?" Rina said as her hand that was caressing Ai-chan's neck started fiddling with the buttons of Ai-chan's work blouse.

    "No, I'm your teacher." Ai-chan said as she popped open one button on Ai-chan's blouse.

    She whispered into Ai-chan's right ear as she popped another button, "That sounds so hot, teacher. Won't you give your naughty student a lesson, teacher?"

    "Nn, that's what you want..." Ai-chan moaned as she started rubbing Ai-chan's bra-covered titties.

    "Yes, it feels good, teacher. But only when you did it. You were so good, teacher," she said as she grabbed the back of Ai-chan's head, turned Ai-chan's head around and forced a kiss on Ai-chan's lips.

    We stayed that way for a while, just eating each other's faces. Ai-chan sat on the chair the entire time with her sitting facing Ai-chan, kissing, rubbing, groping. Feeling each other until we collapsed tired on the same chair. It was wet.
     
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  7. Chrono Vlad

    Chrono Vlad 『Banned From Drinking』

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    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    I legit read faces as faeces and froze for a while. Hentai is corrupting me. :sweating_profusely:
     
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  9. Jojo775

    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    You're making this up right? If it's true doesn't it mean that you cheated on your dude and waiwai? Are they made up too?!
     
  10. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Didn't you read Ai-chan's previous thread? It was all there.
     
  11. Jojo775

    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    I did unless I missed one or some part, you said you don't see the girl sexually coz she was your tiny shy random student.
    Btw I don't consider yuri cheating, unless the one you're cheating with is ugly or if you dump the bf for her.
     
  12. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Well, it's more like Ai-chan doesn't want to see her sexually because she used to be Ai-chan's student but she is hot. And she is very pushy with Ai-chan. And she's really beautiful. She must be very popular in school, but she said nobody at school knows her, which would be strange because back in Ai-chan's all-girls school, she'd be fought for by all the other pushy lesbians.

    She has this really expressive eyes, long ringlet hair and nice body curves which is emphasized by her choice of clothing. Ai-chan really wonders what her mom says seeing her wear stuff that makes her look sexy at that age. Her mom is quite modest in her clothes, Ai-chan doesn't know where she get this sexiness.
     
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    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    I wanna be Ai chan too.
     
  14. Moonpearl

    Moonpearl Professional Yuri Girl ❀ [Yuri Garden Creator]

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    What an aggressive suitor...

    Ai-chan, are you secretly a character from a manga or something?
     
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    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    In case you whelps failed to figure it out, @Ai chan ONLY got her teaching certificate to indulge in her fantasies of forbidden teacher student yuri love...

    I’m sure she has a copy of Loving Annabelle in her collection.:facepalm::blobmelt:
     
  16. akes117

    akes117 Well-Known Member

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    Firstly i just thought you're writing a short porn story till i read it whole.
    It should be a 30-40 old woman in general,i guess.
    I've been suffered for a while.
    And they thought they're funny for those jokes:)