Discussion Let's Kill Thanos!

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  1. Thousandswords

    Thousandswords SWORD OF PENETRATION

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    Imagine that you have all the members of the Avengers as your slaves. You can command and make them do whatever (!) you can. Now, create a plan to kill Thanos as effectively as possible.

    Let me start with some plans of my own:
    PLAN 1:
    I will make Ant Man shrink a hundred Nuclear Bomb and covertly enter inside Thanos's body, then detonate them. Sure Ant-Man might die in the process, but I will count it as a necessary casually. (Also he was not that special anyway.)


    PLAN 2 :
    Shrink Thor, Hulk and Scarlet Witch. Then make them enter inside Thanos and make them go on a total rampage.

    Well it's entirely possible that these plans might fail, but hey...I've got a Marvel full of Avengers!
     
  2. juniorjawz

    juniorjawz Well-Known Member

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    The Ant in the Dummy Thicc was and still is my go to choice there.
     
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  3. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    God that colorful shit. You need crayons for that. Like really writing them with crayon would make them more readable.
     
  4. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》°Resurrected Ghoul°

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    Well, since the rest of his family is part of the Avengers, Franklin Richards is technically part of it.

    Id just have Franklin Richards crush Thanos into atoms.
     
  5. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    Why are you so into Vore?
     
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    xluferx [The writer who writes for fun][Meme lord]

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    Reddit predicted how Thanos would die, it was obvious
     
  7. ru5ty

    ru5ty Citizen of MILF Kingdom

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    make iron man snap the infinity gauntlet
     
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  8. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    Maybe we should kill this colorful shit (not colourful shit) before kill Thanos
     
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  9. Jiggy

    Jiggy I am JiggyliFAP~ the not fat anymore guy.

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    Can Doctor Strange make portals to the DC universe so I can bring Atom and wreck Thanos?
     
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  10. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    Have Captain Marvel fight Thanos. Once he slaps her, Tony makes a meme out of it.

    That is enough. Thanks doesn't deserve to die. Guy did what he said he would.
     
  11. tak

    tak ignorant but well-meant

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    Maybe op use dark mode, it's perfectly readable in NUF dark, but i guess it would be hard to read on light mode
     
  12. Thousandswords

    Thousandswords SWORD OF PENETRATION

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    My mind automatically slipped the OP Captain Marvel...
     
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    Har D Rai Well-Known Member

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    I would rather make allies with thanos....
     
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    In comics, there are several super heroes who easily killed Thanos, so let's see, either use the other members as a distraction to attract Thanos attention and use a shrinked Ant-man to enter his body and then he can kill either from the inside or increase his size inside of Thanos till this latter explodes, or make Ironman hire Squirrel girl to deal with Thanos, another possiblity, is to do this killing thing more 'strategically' and hire Deadpool.
    Use the avengers resources to make a trip to other dimensions and hire the person below, to make a sneak into Thanos ship and when he sits on his throne, this happens
    *Warning: Gore*
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    cosmosg Well-Known Member

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    Punish Thanos by ------ > ( ^▽^)っ✂╰⋃╯
     
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    Thousandswords SWORD OF PENETRATION

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    Sorry...I'm only mildly interested in gore.
    "Defeat the enemy from inside "...it's that kind of thing.
     
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    Kainord Well-Known Member

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    Scarlat witch is enough. Thanos only survved cause he got all the stones.
     
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    I would join thanos side and wipe out 99.99% of life and give the other 0.01% everything.
     
  19. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    I'd gather a team of the best.
    Deadpool with his arsenal of doom
    Taskmaster in iron man suit
    Venom and Carnage
     
  20. An Anime Addict

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    First off why are both of your plans related to shrinking. Are you into small.....
    Secondly they are both lame
    Third thanos is of the titan race i.e. god in a sense especially after getting the infinity gauntlet and the stones too there is basically no chance of such a stupid plan to succeed:facepalm: