Lets Play With Syllogisms!!!

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  1. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    You might/might not have heard of Syllogisms. To put it simply, it's :

    A is B
    and B is C
    Therefore, A is C

    But rather than mathematics, we put it in text to define things in ways that make sense.

    Ex. All dogs are animals
    all animals have four legs
    Therefore,all dogs have four legs

    Now, I wanna see wacky ones, like :

    I am Cold
    It's Cold in Antarctica
    Therefore, I am Antarctica!

    LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GUYS CAN COME UP WITH!
     
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    Little Dragon I does what I likes and I likes what I do

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    I am 70% water
    Water is a fluid
    Therefore, I am fluid
     
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    All rocks are hard
    I am hard
    Therefore I am the Rock
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    Atros Well-Known Member

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    Linley made this thread
    This thread is somewhat silly
    Linley is quite silly!

    Do I get points for doing it in haiku?
     
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    mrmeanwhile 《Anthropinos》

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    I am human
    Humans are intelligent
    Therefore, I am intelligent
     
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    I am nobody
    Nobody is perfect
    Therefore I am perfect
     
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    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    Cheese is good
    Good describes @Tony
    Therefore, @Tony is cheese
     
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    Shance 『Stupidly Optimistic』

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    all of Nuf is easy to use
    I am easy to useo_O
    Therefore I am NUF!

    Edit: wait wat?!
     
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    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    That can be taken so many different ways XD
     
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    mrmeanwhile 《Anthropinos》

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    I am Sam
    Sam I am
    Therefore, Am I am
     
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    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    Technically, it would be I am am
     
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    We love Banana
    Banana is life
    Therefore, We love life
     
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    I am a haiku
    Haikus are just amazing
    I am amazing
     
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    mrmeanwhile 《Anthropinos》

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    I apologize. I have failed you.
     
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    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    It's fine. I believe you shall return, with a more profound Dao of Syllogism than I have.

    *watches you walk into the distance*
     
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    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    All Farmer are cultivators (since they cultivate something)
    All Cultivator are OP (like what xianxia teach us)
    So All Farmer are OP (don't underestimate farmer you hear)
     
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    prongsjiisan Bird of Democracy

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    I always browsing NUF in my free time
    NUF is known as the gathering of stalker
    Therefore I'm #1 NUF stalker
     
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    Loli is cute.
    And cuteness is justice.

    So, loli is justice.

    But justice is evil!

    So, loli is evil...

    @Satan is evil, so he must be a loli!
     
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    DarkBlue «Darker Than Blue» «Overlord of Sleep»

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    Time is money.
    Idle people have lots of time.
    Therefore, Idle people have lots of money.
     
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    Cats are cute
    Cute are Dogs
    so cats are dogs