Lewdest Thing

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  1. Aszure

    Aszure ^^

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    What's the lewdest thing that happened to you?
     
  2. Westeller

    Westeller Panda Meatbun Staff Member

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    Happened to me, or that I've seen/read? Because those are very different answers.
     
  3. Fengmi

    Fengmi Well-Known Member

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    Anime
     
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  4. WeiFish

    WeiFish Eccentric Grey Sword 『WW Vet.』

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    happened to you cause that's what he asked. :p
     
  5. o0FaiZ0o

    o0FaiZ0o Well-Known Member

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    Mine is really awkward. I was in my class and our subject ended. I played music in my earphones for a while and I stopped playing. After I ended listening to my playlist, my female classmates (and beauties to boot) are TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION. i have no idea what to do and I just sit there hoping they didn't notice me eavesdropping them. But I have a feeling that one of them suspects me that I am listening to their "little talks".
    Coincidence that I played Panic! at the Disco's song "Hurricane".
    For those who wants to know one of the lyrics:
    I led a revolution in my bedroom
    And I set all the zippers free
    We said no more war
    No more clothes, give me peace
    Oh kiss me
     
  6. nekoniko

    nekoniko Mew mew mew~

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    i have *make love* for 1 hr then we go at it again after 50 mins of break, i make her so sensitive and she almost fainted hahahaha
     
  7. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade 《Long Wei》

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    When i first discover porn...

    Edit: I was 2nd grade at that time when i search from the laptop. Then, a file popped up as i began to click on it. Thats what i hit the jackpot....
     
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  8. Westeller

    Westeller Panda Meatbun Staff Member

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    Oh, okay, then.

    A cat slept in my lap once.
     
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    Nyamsus Not Very Well-Known Member

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    Right hand related thing...
     
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  10. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief]

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    Had my ass grabbed by physiotherapists
     
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    xlefr7 Well-Known Member

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    I was 11; Pokemon was the latest and most popular thing; I was on the bandwagon; I was in China; I bought a 1 CND dvd that had many anime including pokemon / disney cartoons; it was the wrong disc; it contained hentai of sorts that did not pertain to the cover image.
     
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    Your ass grabbed the physiotherapist? That's so METAL! What's happening to everyone these days?
     
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    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief]

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    lool stupid autocorrect. Dunno why it replaced the right word with a wrong one. Corrected now
     
  14. Kamal

    Kamal uhmmm... hmmm... are you serious?

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    running through my apartment blocked and done a sharp turn and groped a girl (by accident not like i could stop running)

    long story short we netflix and chill
     
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    Had sex with fiance and made her cum 36 times in one day. Think there were multiple times she passed out too. I dont think I can ever do that again. We tried and closest we got was like 20, but my lewdest and proudest moment still.
     
  16. RANTMAN

    RANTMAN Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY

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    Netflix got me my first few girlfriends. That thing is better than charisma I swear.
     
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  17. Little Dragon

    Little Dragon I does what I likes and I likes what I do

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    Lewd? I would never, I am a gentleman.
     
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  18. coveted

    coveted Sexiest Banana Alive

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    lewdest thing that happened to me... I was 19 year old guy getting his banana licked for the first time.
     
  19. Casul Reader

    Casul Reader Devoted lil' Penguin

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    You'd never be a gentle man!? This is shocking news indeed!


    Remember your commas my friend...
     
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  20. FonFon123

    FonFon123 If you're reading this,, then you're reading this.

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    We got to play hide and seek in a reunion despite being adults and i somehow end up hiding in a locker with someone...(remember the Episode in Nisekoi when Tsugumi and raku hides in a locker its exactly like that...)