Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Aszure, Apr 22, 2016.
What's the lewdest thing that happened to you?
Happened to me, or that I've seen/read? Because those are very different answers.
happened to you cause that's what he asked.
Mine is really awkward. I was in my class and our subject ended. I played music in my earphones for a while and I stopped playing. After I ended listening to my playlist, my female classmates (and beauties to boot) are TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION. i have no idea what to do and I just sit there hoping they didn't notice me eavesdropping them. But I have a feeling that one of them suspects me that I am listening to their "little talks".
Coincidence that I played Panic! at the Disco's song "Hurricane".
For those who wants to know one of the lyrics:
I led a revolution in my bedroom
And I set all the zippers free
We said no more war
No more clothes, give me peace
Oh kiss me
i have *make love* for 1 hr then we go at it again after 50 mins of break, i make her so sensitive and she almost fainted hahahaha
When i first discover porn...
Edit: I was 2nd grade at that time when i search from the laptop. Then, a file popped up as i began to click on it. Thats what i hit the jackpot....
Oh, okay, then.
A cat slept in my lap once.
Right hand related thing...
Had my ass grabbed by physiotherapists
I was 11; Pokemon was the latest and most popular thing; I was on the bandwagon; I was in China; I bought a 1 CND dvd that had many anime including pokemon / disney cartoons; it was the wrong disc; it contained hentai of sorts that did not pertain to the cover image.
Your ass grabbed the physiotherapist? That's so METAL! What's happening to everyone these days?
lool stupid autocorrect. Dunno why it replaced the right word with a wrong one. Corrected now
running through my apartment blocked and done a sharp turn and groped a girl (by accident not like i could stop running)
long story short we netflix and chill
Had sex with fiance and made her cum 36 times in one day. Think there were multiple times she passed out too. I dont think I can ever do that again. We tried and closest we got was like 20, but my lewdest and proudest moment still.
Netflix got me my first few girlfriends. That thing is better than charisma I swear.
Lewd? I would never, I am a gentleman.
lewdest thing that happened to me... I was 19 year old guy getting his banana licked for the first time.
You'd never be a gentle man!? This is shocking news indeed!
Remember your commas my friend...
We got to play hide and seek in a reunion despite being adults and i somehow end up hiding in a locker with someone...(remember the Episode in Nisekoi when Tsugumi and raku hides in a locker its exactly like that...)
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