Lewdest Thing

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  1. Aszai

    Aszai Well-Known Member

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    This happened to me last summer, me and my mom arent on super good terms and decided to make a 2-person trip. Destination: Phuket, Thailand. So we do activities there, visit islands, regular tourist shit. On the last day however we decided to go to a Thai Massage, its not rly expensive and why not? So we go there, my mom stays downstairs while i go upstairs. She starts to do her thing with oil, massages everything from back to front.. anyway i get a boner at one time where she massaged near the "sensitive area". She notices it and chuckles a bit, looking a bit funny at me. Unfortunately, my boner stays and doesnt want to go away, so she makes some signs at me with her head and mouth. I didnt get it at first but she indicated that she would give me a BJ. So long story short, i got my first BJ in a Thai Massage Shop. Told me to come again, she would do the same service, but we flew back a day later
     
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  2. Yukkuri Oniisan

    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    Lewd?
    After spending half a year in maternity ward, I stopped thinking abut lewdness anymore... It just won't connect in my head...
     
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  3. Vorpal

    Vorpal 「Anhrefn's Meat Toilet」

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    black girl in PE class wasn't wearing panties
    in my PE class we have to do pushups and stuff at the beginning of class and she in front of me
    and so i saw a full view of her pussy
    also my school's PE uniform is very baggy
     
  4. Yggdrasil

    Yggdrasil Well-Known Member

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    that's why you should stop using cute female redhead as your avatar...
     
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  5. prongsjiisan

    prongsjiisan Bird of Democracy

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    Goin to famous parlour in our underground societies. Oh those japs and korean...

    I regret it later cause. Doin them irl feels different than hentai ones. I hate real japanese girl.!!!!
     
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    asriu Well-Known Member

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    watch friends doing it in front of me, the weirdest part is I'm not aroused at all o_O when I'm out from room, after hear some moan I got a boner:oops: fantasy sure better than reality:LOL:
     
  7. dustmite

    dustmite On a roll

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    Holding hands with a guy and doing the slide through under his legs in mandatory highschool dance classes.
     
  8. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief]

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    Hahaha this was years back. There was one guy but the others were women. They were welcome to touch whenever ;)
     
  9. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade 《Long Wei》

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    :sneaky:
     
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    Blackyy Lurking more Comment less

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    Thiss... Lewd huh... Never have one ... Life is so sad ... Stuck in your room for 20 years ... Except school days
     
  11. Simon

    Simon [The Pure One's Chief Steward][Demon Beast]

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    This is not the lewdest thing I've ever done, the thing I did was trained an ex-girlfriend to be a dog, to bark and do tricks on command, when i tired of her, I passed her onto a friend and she still is a beautiful dog today.
     
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    SirMajorLemon Well-Known Member

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    haha i asked my friends new Gf to touch her boobs as a joke at a party and she said why not. but the funny thing is my friend was like right next to me giving me the most serious look (think i NTRed him woops)
     
  13. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Abused Witch

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    Lewd? I almost went out to the store naked just now. I forgot I was naked because of the heat. So hot. Even naked it's still so hoooooot!!!
     
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    I was in biology class and one of the girls in front of me raises her hand.
    After she gets called on out of all the things she could ask, she ask if you could get pregnant from an*l xxx
    Then the class proceeded to have an interesting conversation .
     
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