Non-Fic Lies everything is lies

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  1. Lirikan

    Lirikan [Charming Mollusca] [Cephalopoda Gentleman]

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    This happened 1 hour ago

    I saw her
    Her flowing black reminiscent of water fall
    Jade white skin
    Long legs and finger like the petals of flower
    Her clear and innocent eyes
    Together with small smile in her lips
    Full of bashfulness
    She is tall I tought
    She is an athlete I tought
    Then she walk to me and aponed her mouth

    And than that rality come out

    Her: Could you help me find this address? (With baritone and manly voice)

    At that moment it feel like I hear something shatter and a sound of scream.

    Me: You just need to go straight .

    I almost added "to hell"


    What a sad reality eh.....
     
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  2. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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    ....?? >__>
     
  3. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    Who is her?! Is she @EviL ?! I knew she had to with this sht! Thats it, imma ignore her.
     
  4. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    you mean Him from the power puff girls? ye we all saw Him
     
  5. Jasad

    Jasad ...not oldschool, just old...

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    yes, i saw her too...
     
  6. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Wut?
     
  7. Delusion

    Delusion Dark lord

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    no, it was a trap. It was a him. It was the truth
     
  8. Lirikan

    Lirikan [Charming Mollusca] [Cephalopoda Gentleman]

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    The connection is sh*t
     
  9. Delirious

    Delirious [Code of conduct]

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    Was it's name ding? Does it have a dong?
     
  10. Lirikan

    Lirikan [Charming Mollusca] [Cephalopoda Gentleman]

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    Maybe yes ,but from the foice it is ALPHA type.
     
  11. Kuroihagane

    Kuroihagane X-POTATO

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    You're unlucky this time
     
  12. ReadOrDie

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    Next time bring your glasses with you.
     
  13. minteaxo

    minteaxo Well-Known Member

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    Maybe s(he) opened up your other road to bi xD
     
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  14. Moonpearl

    Moonpearl Professional Yuri Girl ❀ [Yuri Garden Creator]

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    Lucky you~! Women with deep voices are such a gift to the world. :blobmelt:
     
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  15. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    There's nothing wrong with girls having manly voices, would you call her a lie? Granted, she lies a lot, but she is not a lie.

     
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  16. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    You must be homophobic for cursing a homo to hell, because he shattered your expectations. Wait... how can you not tell she was a he from close up? Did you not look at her throat to confirm if she was she or not? Did you not look at her chest and shoulders, including waist and thighs, to measure if they were the proportions of a woman or man? What about the cheeks or chin? The height or nose? You my fellow nuffian, lack the ability to Sherlock Holmes the shit out of people. Train again, young seeker; only then shall you perfect the art of perversion and see through through all traps. Yes, all traps; real or not.
     
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  17. Lirikan

    Lirikan [Charming Mollusca] [Cephalopoda Gentleman]

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    I am not saying s(he) is lying my lady it's the world that dupe me. At that time it was sunset so the lighting is really bad and the atmosphere is strangely good so I don't bother looking at the details. Also woman with deep voice is charming but a baritone one is another story.
     
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  18. Enigma

    Enigma [Yandere lover][innocent][harem lover]

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    It happens could have been worse, cold have asked them out and found out on the date....
     
  19. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    Oh I remember that lady, she was in farscape!

    Oh no! I was wrong, she looks like claudia black from the pic
     
  20. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    She is Claudia Black. She was in Farscape and Stargate. This one is from Stargate. She play Vala Mal Doran, the former host of an alien worshipped as gods.