Discussion Life is at stake, HELP!

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  1. Novetsu

    Novetsu Well-Known Member

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    Wow, she's getting desperate...
     
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    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    I have a limited time before my friend comes back, I must at least make out something before she sees me scribbling smth desperately in my diary
    P.S: thankfully my diary won't ever come into her hands...
     
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  3. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Give her a map that you made.

    The map must be in some sort of code taht she needs to figure out. Also include a picture of the present waiting at the end of the map. Make said present something super lame like a pair of socks, or something she might not like like super shojou manga.
     
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    Novetsu Well-Known Member

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    Damn... Good luck Veteran!
     
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    I actually got scared while reading that...


    Till i saw the ending lol

    I haven't ever played pranks on my friends during their birthdays. It was quite ordinary lol....


    Well why don't you go down the Yuri route and confess to her? Lol. (But really would you actually do that? I wish you good luck).

    But damn that was a scary and good read thanks!! (Also why am I mentioned again? ∑(゚∇゚|||)
     
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    Novetsu Well-Known Member

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    This was the best idea yet.
     
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    :blob_blush::blob_blush::blob_blush:Darn that's not time for blush inducing suggetstions!!!:blobsob: I wanna ideas like Alea senpai's
    That totally goes into my list
     
  8. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Maybe you could make the gift she finds a love letter that you copied out of a shoujo??
     
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    Sadly she does not read shoujo...
    She only reads normal books(I am not good at converting ppl)
     
  10. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    the issue isn't about her reading shoujo. The idea is that you copy the letter and make her think it's your cheesy love confession to her~
     
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    Won't that fall into a copyright section?
    And I only now processed it, but LOVE CONFESSION?!
     
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    I AM AT MY WITS END
    THE THOUGHT OF HER RETURNING AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT REALLY MAKES ME NERVOUS
    AREN'T THERE NATURAL LURKERS WHO ARE IDEA GENERATION MACHINES?!
     
  13. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    It's copy right if you use it to make a profit. But this is a prank, no such protection is granted to it.

    exactly, her brain might fry a circuit~


    Put an eraser over the door, when she opens it, it falls on her head.

    Or, leave the house with only leaving a randsom letter for your safe return behind.
     
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    BUT MINE HAS ALREADY FRIED TWO!!!
     
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    It's your victory as long as her's fries first~!
     
  16. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Your brain frying is a small sacrifice for her braining getting fried.
     
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    Exactly~ So what if your brain fries? At least you win!
     
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    MINE IS ALREADY FRIED BUT TIME STILL FLIES AND IT FEELS LIKE SHE IS ALREADY USING HER SPARE KEYS TO MY HOUSE!!!!!
     
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    Oh right, she has spare keys... You're screwed~!
     
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    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    jump put the window, leave a suicide note behind. Or take off all your clothes and surprise hug her!!