shouldn't it be that we're still here with you?? Anyway, ambush her with a pie in the over, but it's really just an empty pie dish!!
Maybe just check-in for a hotel and lived there for a day, without telling anyone except that you are going out to [insert name here] place, preferably that friend of yours. Then let shit hit the fan and all hell broke loose.
Unfortunately, the plan is not feasible due to some circumstances.... DARN, I WON'T PRETEND THAT IT IS UNFORTUNATE THIS PLAN IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN ASKING ABOUT BATHROOM ACTION?! I totally got no bathroom action, I did not even come to her house, she came to mine! I did not get screwed, And I am totally back for several minutes, yeah, time for a diary write(and nuf apparently)
What about some drug prank? Like placing something that resembles heroin or other drugs in her house.
I KNEW IT! Actually, I won't ever fall for your devil whispers of temptation!!! I will especially bother to make the kiss in the most innocent way in this plan!!