Request Looking for a marriage partner

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  1. Sun God

    Sun God Active Member

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    I'm looking for a marriage partner, preferably female.

    Requirements:
    Birth Certificate (Verification of gender)
    Police Records (For insurance porpouses)
    Will be wed on the Philippines(Family's country)

    I'm generally looking for a girl above 17, that's all. No other requirements other than listed above. All the expenses will be payed by me.

    Estimated payment: 50 grand up

    PM me for more info
     
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  2. tstobe

    tstobe Well-Known Member

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    Interesting
     
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  3. MrSplashy

    MrSplashy Grey Knight

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    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    .....where is the NUF dating site link?
     
  5. Kudaranai

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    ... you seem desperate
     
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  6. Adardoniel

    Adardoniel MTL Addict

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    This might as well be a white van.
     
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  7. animanaicT

    animanaicT Nobody Important

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    Preferably a female does that mean your open to a male?
     
  8. Zones

    Zones Well-Known Member

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    What is this thread?
     
  9. Sun God

    Sun God Active Member

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    My father needs a daughter-in-law as soon as possible...
     
  10. Juria

    Juria Well-Known Member

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    Why that?
     
  11. Elawn

    Elawn 『Binge Reader』

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    He'll have to lube it good first.
     
  12. Sun God

    Sun God Active Member

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    As long as he changed his gender on the registry
     
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  13. readergod

    readergod Well-Known Member

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    Clean your room. Sort yourself out. Go outside.
     
  14. Kudaranai

    Kudaranai                                                   

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    sounds serious...
     
  15. Kagutsuchi

    Kagutsuchi 『Omnipresent Reader』

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    Omae wa mou shindeiru onii-chan.

    U lost da wae bro
     
  16. no168_92

    no168_92 BrokenDoor|NeedsFixing|LackingFunds|DonorsWelcomed

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    at least say where the region/time zone/continent/country or something... this is too abstract..

    how bout if you post also the term and conditions, you know like the one they use in 50 shades of smokiness...
     
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  17. ninish

    ninish ✿Fujoshi✿ [#224~] [Dʀᴀɢᴏɴɪsᴛ] [Lᴜʀᴋᴇʀ Lᴇᴇᴄʜ]

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    ...I'd do it for nuffies...
    but i'm too lazy to go get a birth certificate anyway :3
     
  18. Sun God

    Sun God Active Member

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    Gotta edit it now
     
  19. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    Dude, you need to post about how much you are making and how much you are "paying" for them "to be" your "marriage partner". Nobody is willing to do it for free, and "Love" is even a Bigger Joke.
     
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  20. xTachibana

    xTachibana Wincest King

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    Hah

    I'm looking for one too

    Requirements, Female and breathing.

    Jokes aside....this is a good joke thread.