Discussion Me and my mouth (I Hate Myself edition, sleeping outside is fun)

This morning I have breakfast with ma' boys. Chatting happily with them. Out of concern about continuity of our Noble House (yes I came from noble houses, albeit it's declining state) I 'suggest' them to marry more than one woman (harem FTW), So our houses can grow bigger.

They outright reject me (ahh my shotas, they're grown up already). And to add insult to my Injury, my wives overheard me. Now they are very angry. I can't enter my houses, and forced to sleep outside. They even report to my mother, wich will arrive tomorrow.

What should I do? Ma boys, my wives is abandoned me. They even forbid me to sleep with my cute grandkids T_T, and they took my cat!

Night is cold in Tropical Monsoon, They left me with my phone....

I'm so sad...

Now I know the feeling when someone (especially beautiful lady) look at you like looking at trash. That feeling is addicting, is that sign of M behavior?

 

Yes

 

Inform them that sleeping outside in the cold may cause early demise...
And then threaten to leave them out of your will.

Should work.

 

I mean having a harem is a given for that guy to have a 50/50 chance to be masochistic.

It's one of the possible curses(or blessing depending on you) that might happen by having a harem.

Anyways. Life of a noble amirite? Just weather through with your head intact.

 

Wait what?

 

a bad case of foot in mouth disease. once it's started, you'll never be rid of it. only thing you can do is think before you speak. a hard thing thing to do.

 

->Noble house
->my shotas
Yeah right. If you a house master call police and tell them about gypsy in your house. Maybe it will help.

 

Classic prongjii~
Can't go a month without getting into trouble

 

Uh...yes.
No.
Maybe.
What am I being asked again?

 

Adios!

 

Alrighty (sadly enough I loves two of them, it's hard to found tsundere in real life let alone kuudere)

Noble life is sucks! You can't do that, you must do this. You can't speak like uncivilized commoner, you must act aloof and dignified. Damnit! I am a man of South East, we live and act like barbarians! We are the barbarians! Not some mumbo-jumbo nobles of north!

Indeed got trouble with my sweethearts many times over.

Can't do that, I'm truly love them..

Sobs sobs I'm sad

M aka Masochist.


On this I blamed @etvolare for her choice of story makes lady of my houses became more bold. And act like those wise and graceful matriach.. they like your website honneh...

 

The quality of shitposts are getting higher and higher. Its amazing really.

 

I am lonely, sleeping alone on outside. And need company of cute NUF citizen.

 

Defuck are you even talking about

 

He should be defucked

 

Your wives (who obviously atleast acquiesced to polygamy, given that they're part of it) were upset with you mentioning polygamy to your sons and forced you to sleep outside ?

Isn't that a bit of double standards?

 

Hmm, just find a mistress outside and your problem will be over.

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P.S: Lolis are the best! But don't mention the word 'small' or 'flat ground' or the like. Well if you are M, you can try it !​