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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by One Perfect Veteran, Oct 10, 2021.

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Are you joining the army?

  1. Yes

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  2. No. PS: you will get forcefully conscripted

    83.3%
  3. Yes, I am

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  1. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    Have you ever thought about THIS: General chat is not actually "general" as in a section of the chat dedicated to random thought sharing, but general in the collocation actually means "general" as in the military rank! Is this some kind of conspiracy? Is NUF gathering an army under the General Chat?
    YO! LESSGO General Chat! Conscript me! I am willing.
     
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  2. Bad Storm

    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    If your name is Chat, that is just tragic.
     
  3. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    It maybe is, but the fact is, that way it is easier to trick people into thinking about you as a chat. Maybe it is a "misspelling," and the actual name is Chad?
     
  4. Lissi

    Lissi 『Queen of Lissidom』『Holy Chibi』『Western Birdy』『⚓』

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    NUF is spamming random messages to General Chat's mailbox, maybe XD
     
  5. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Imagine being a Major called Chad.
     
  6. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    Hehe, Lissi join us in our holy crusade!

    OH YEAH LESSGO
     
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  7. Baldingere

    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    No.
    And if you force me, I'm contacting Amnesty International to protect my rights as a conscentious objector.
     
  8. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    So, you've uncovered Tony's secret plan. Careful, you might be eliminated just like Chad was
     
  9. One Perfect Veteran

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    Tell that to @Tony

    But I would not! I am already willing to be part of the secret plot!
     
  10. Zeusomega

    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    Good...you are in...now go to daily laugh and fight for our honour....


    whatever that's supposed to mean :blobjoy:
     
  11. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    Oh? But I don't want to go to daily laugh...

    I am willing to fight for our honor though!
     
  12. Melodious Nocturne

    Melodious Nocturne [Dance, water, dance!] [My name is Demyx!]

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    Sounds like too much work…
     
  13. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    It is!
     
  14. Zeusomega

    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    good soldier...March we will till dusk of red...bathed in the blood of our enemies, we will be the sword and shield of


    GENERAL CHAT!!


    ALL HAIL! GENERAL CHAT!
     
  15. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    ALL HAIL!
     
  16. Nightow1

    Nightow1 Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry, he still has a ways to go before he can catch up with Private Road. Who climbed the ranks to Major Road then General Road.

    As for being in the Army, I was with a unit that has a reputation for being arrogant sons of bitches. How arrogant? When our brigade commander was walking a bit slow on a march, our whole unit simply cut ahead of him and told him we'll wait for him at the end. lol. He wasn't actually slow, it's just that we were trained for long distance deployments.
     
  17. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    OH GOOOD! That is cool as heck. Masterpiece
     
  18. Alexcia

    Alexcia Belle of Banter

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    Damnit, i just noticed that you only have all yes for vote in all ur posts!!!! and yes im one of the new enlisted. Interested in knowing more? *Smirks*
     
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