[MTL shit post] Cultivation pill Recipe

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  1. prongsjiisan

    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    Greetings to Junior this elder talks greeting.

    To achieve but not to higher level in cultivation. Is hard but not also almost impossible. Need ingredients to refinery good but best possible pill cultivation.

    This elder has it's Ingredients good enough but best maybe not better. The refinement of this pill cultivation is not but actually difficult, is only the cultivation herb is somewhat troublesome.

    Needs ambrosia kind of food,
    Apple of idun goddess.
    Ginger red of volcanic ring people.
    1 ten thousand of age north but south silla baekje but goguryeo ginseng.
    Branches of high leaf from Ygadrassil tree.
    Mist of avalon too many but just little.

    Methods of refinement of.
    Put all but little bit into witch cauldrons authentic. Let it cooking and simmer to hundred but 1 year. Until nothing to bee seen but the essence. And make it pill but little.

    That's the Pill Cultivation from this elder. What you do think?

    And google translate is bad.
     
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  2. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    go sleep, you are drunk....
     
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  3. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Another cultivation pill recipe is

    • 1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
    • 1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
    • 3/4 cup vegetable oil
    • 4 large eggs
    • 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
    • 3/4 cup butter or margarine
    • 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
    • 2 cups all-purpose flour
    Don't forget garnishes such as:

    • Fish-shaped crackers
    • Fish-shaped candies
    • Fish-shaped solid waste
    • Fish-shaped dirt
    • Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
    • Pull-and-peel licorice
    • Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
    • Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
    • 1 cup lemon juice
    • Alpha resins
    • Unsaturated polyester resin
    • Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
    • 9 large egg yolks
    • 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
    • 1 cup granulated sugar
    • An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
    • 2 cups rhubarb, sliced
    • 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
    • 1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
    • 1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
    • 3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
    • 1 large rhubarb
    • 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
    • 2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
    • Adjustable aluminum head positioner
    • Slaughter electric needle injector
    • Cordless electric needle injector
    • Injector needle driver
    • Injector needle gun
    • Cranial caps
    Edit:sorry I somehow mixed up cultivation pill and portal cake recipes~

    Who knew it wasn't a lie
     
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  4. Razogul

    Razogul [Flag Raiser][Rald's and Carm's Senpai]

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    Hmph, you call that a cultivation pill recipe!? You have truly not reached the apex...
     
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  5. Greater thunder

    Greater thunder Well-Known Member

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    Be honest, you actually had a stroke while writing the upper portion, didn't you?
     
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  6. LaDyViL

    LaDyViL New Member Staff Member

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    The only thing sober in that post.

    Officer, this person has been drinking and posting. Please arrest him.
     
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  7. GonZ555

    GonZ555 What i want for christmas is you

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    Cultivation pill recipe?
    100 grams of instant coffee powder
    200 mililiters of boiled water
     
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  8. EvilDevil

    EvilDevil Guardian Devil

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    40 grams of calcium carbonate
    #ModernCultivation
     
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  9. Astaroth

    Astaroth empty

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    This looks a whole lot more like someone who has read a lot of MTL writing something to look like MTL.

    Plus MTL tends to fail on things like idun, avalon, yggdrasil, etc.

    Plus you obviously misspelled a few times, something which a machine translator generally won't do (lol @ systran typos though), e.g. Ygadrassil should've been Yggdrasil, "Until nothing to bee seen but the essence." bee -> been


    So honestly it's kind of fail that you wouldn't just take some actual hilarious MTL, which there's plenty of, and instead tried to fake some...


    And actually, the phrasing looked a lot more like systran's rather than google translate's. Google translate's phrasing is pretty good. Better than a lot of meh translators.
     
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  10. Robbini

    Robbini Logical? Illogical? Random? Or Just Unique?

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    It... just doesn't feel as if it was directly MTLed to me, because i've read so much directly MTLed (as in me google translating the entire page) . While there are similarities, it's not the same type of grammar errors.
     
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  11. Fire Tiger

    Fire Tiger Well-Known Member

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    I saw a pill recipe in an old scroll once, but it had a few missing ingredients. Although it did involve a phoenix feather, a dragon claw, the tail hairs of a thousand year old fox, the eye of a elemental salamander, mermaid scales, the tears of a banshee, troll blood, and the toe of an ice giant. Plus it needed to be refined in a temporal storm and those can be tricky to handle.
     
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