Multiple Choice Quest

B

Creeped out that she was still being hit on by the MC even when he was an otter, the maiden used the legs to summon...

A. the Beauty Beauty Defense Squad.
B. a female otter for the MC to hopefully hit on instead.
C. her handy dandy notebook.
D. the crayon of the West Sea Emperor's 5 year old son.

 

A

As she summoned them, a bunch of Machos appeared, along with the Little Macho girl. Seemed like the summoning was a failure...

The maiden then asked the Machos to
A. Twerk like a true macho
B. Kiss the MC
C. Flaunt their muscles
D. Do some pushups

 

A

Her father had taught her that, to identify a true Macho, one had to see them twerk. If their twerking was off in any way, she should flee immediately as fake Machos were a menace to all.

When she observed them, she realized that...
A. there was a fake Macho in the mix!
B. the heat they produced was messing up the surrounding environment.
C. she was a true Macho believer.
D. the MC seemed unusually interested in the twerking Machos.

 

D

turned out, the MC had...

A. muscle fetish
B. a deep interest in the moves and not the machos
C. awakened a long distance memory of ancient style martial arts similar to the movements
D. fainted, most probably short circuited from everything...

 

A

As the maiden came to the conclusion, she realised she oddly wasn’t repulsed by that idea. She suddenly realised
A. She was actually a man
B. The MC was secretly a woman
C. She was a fujoshi
D. Her mom was a macho

 

C

The MC, seeing the weird expression of the maiden, and her switching glances between him and the machos, quickly say...

A. i wish i had muscles like that
B. what are you thinking about?
C. i don't like the look on your face right now...
D. wanna train together and get buff like them?

 

D

The MC noticed that the maidens eyes sparkled with a strange glint as he asked. He had a bad premonition. But before he could understand what the premonition was, the maiden grabbed his paws and

A: Did a manicure on his nails
B. Threw him towards a macho
C. Licked them
D. Stabbed them

 

A

"i really wanna try manicuring an otter for a long time now...."

the MC replied, "..."

A. then how about the rest you do that for the of our life....together?
B. wow, you're otterly talented at this...
C. wanna try being an otter yourself?
D. don't look down on this otter, if i want to, i can be the cutest/prettiest in the world, no, in the galaxy!

 

D

It had finally dawned on the otter, that since childhood, all he had wished to do was be cute and pretty. For only if he was cute and pretty would

A. His mom accept him
B. His oniichan marry him
C. He enter the girl’s side of the hot springs
D. He become macho

 

A

His mom was always salty that he wasn't a girl, so maybe this was his chance! Excited about the prospect of motherly love, the MC...

A. threw himself into the group of machos.
B. danced an elegant flamenco routine.
C. shed a single tear that tore the very fabric of time and space.
D. decided to take on the name Ottera Otterina the Cutest of His Kind.

 

B
For of course, the way for a cute young man to express himself was nothing but flamenco. He was just going to tap his way through the land, when

A. A flamenco dancer in drag appeared
B. His mother appeared
C. The maiden died
D. One of the machos kissed him

 

D

The group of machos had been enthralled by his cuteness and one of them hadn’t been able to take it anymore and snapped. He had scooped up the MC, plopped a kiss on his furry head, and...

A. passed him on to the next macho.
B. gotten scratched in the face.
C. sung songs of adoration.
D. wished the moment would never end.

 

A
Oddly though, the MC did not hate it. It was because he liked the machos’

A: Bad breath
B. Smelly sweat
C. Thick arms

 

C

They reminded him of...

A. his childhood sweetheart.
B. the safety of his mother’s arms.
C. trees and who didn’t like trees?
D. days long ago and far away.

 

A
Those thick and burly arms, those well defined muscles, all reminded him of his childhood love...

A. Pri Pri Prisoner
B. Snow White
C. Slimerina Slime
D. Severus Snape

 

B

Those macho muscles were something he’d never forget, not for a life time! As he was day dreaming about his love...

A. they appeared before him!
B. one of the machos almost hugged him to death.
C. hearts radiated from his entire body.
D. it started to rain otter machos and lolis.

 

D

Everybody was struck dumbfounded and speechless... When suddenly...

A. all kinds of creatures start raining down also
B. the MC when kapoof, and vanished in a smokescreen
C. the world starts shaking and vibrating crazily
D. everything dims down and slowly fade to blacks

 

D

Then, out of nowhere, large words in a yellow, unknown pt, Univers font start to scroll past.

It read:

A. It is a period of intergalactic war.
B. It is a dark time for the machos and lolis.
C. MC has, uh, returned to his not so home planet...
D. Turmoil has engulfed the fujoshi maidens.

 

C.

and he has to, uh...

A. make decision, ummm... about the fate of the planet?
B. relearn everything in school, uh, starting from kindergarten...
C. liberate the planet, ummm... from chocolate coated aliens...
D. stop being, ummmm... an indecisive pus*y and be what he's meant to be...

 

A

Honestly, he’s not really sure what’s going on, but sometimes you just gotta...

A. float like a otter and sting like a bee.
B. throw the machos out with the bath water.
C. eat a few tubs of ice cream and then decide.
D. party like it’s 1999.