Multiple Choice Quest

C
So the otter went to the local gelato shop to buy icecream. But then the shop owner

A. Said gelato is not icecream.
B. Screamed out loud.
C. Turned out to be a macho.
D. Was actually comic sans and began a war with the univers font.

 

A

the otter was otterly devastated. his mind was blown apart.... literally.... so he....

A. collected and put his head together again...
B. calmed his nerves and decide to ask again..
C. went with the new, headless style...
D. decided it was high time he got into the horror movies industry...

 

D

Even though he knew his mother would gravely disapprove, he just couldn't help himself. If she ever found out though...

A. his life would be to forfeit.
B. she'd sick his 12 older brothers on him.
C. por su puesto ella iba aventar la chancla.
D. he would be sentenced to life as a sea slug.

 

C. of course she was winnowing the chancla (from google translate)what does it actually mean?

confused by the sudden change in subtitles, the MC jumps out of the screen and ....

A. starts to sick the readers/audience
B. rage like an edgelord
C. lament the inequalities of actors pay
D. stood there dazed like a plush toy...

 

Haha, no, no winnowing involved. It means of course she was going to chuck la chancla, which is usually some type of slide on shoe like a flip-flop or something.

Spoiler: La chancla

B

It was horrific. The audience experienced first hand...

A. the edginess of a headless, yet somehow still cutest in the galaxy, otter.
B. how abrupt changes in subtitles can otterly destroy the human/otter psyche.
C. the unforetold consequences of trying to buy ice cream at a gelato store.
D. the terror instilled by la chancla.

 

truthfully, all 4 seems interesting, but alas,

A. (really wanna see this, either in manga/comic/anime whatever... lol)

and what a spectacle it was.. truly a wonder through the ages.

the audience rose and

A. give a standing ovation, some even shouted 'encore, encore'
B. start throwing tomatoes, as a sign of 'appreciation' of course...
C. screamed and cheered as if they all just won the biggest, most important thing in their lives..
D. rush the stages to carry and do a victory toss with the MC

 

D. La chancla style ofc. As the otter was otterly tossed to the otter side,

A. A rift opened in space-time.
B. His brother, Saitama appeared.
C. He turned into a herring.
D. He started speaking in Esperanto.

 

A.

and from the rift, emerges...

A. grotesque tentacles
B. a purple giant with a fancy gauntlet
C. a cat pop-tart with rainbow powered rocket
D. a dancing man called Ricardo...

 

D

But Ricardo was not just any old dancing man! He was...
A. the galaxy’s top flamenco dancer!
B. also a world renowned ice cream craftsman!
C. the MC’s long lost father!
D. one of the best known singers of elevator music!

 

B.

and also

A. a top casanova throughout the universe
B. the most popular dance instructor in the galaxy
C. the most sought after male specimen
D. the winner of the most teasing/charming back-turn smile competition

 

D. But the otter was otterly resistant to his smile, because he was

A. The MC’s ex boyfriend.
B. The MC’s little brother. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
C. The MC’s doppelgänger.
D. The MC’s Mother.

 

A

It was a rather complicated relationship, but that’s where the MC had gotten his ice cream eating habits and learned...

A. why you never date handsome men that can give a good backturn smile.
B. how to create sick packed lunches.
C. why the world is round, like an orange.
D. the entire series of the Office line by line.

 

B.
Yes, sick packed lunches were very sick. And packed. And had

A. A six foot muscle bread.
B. A three meter long wei sausage
C. Sparkles! Pink sparkles!
D. Cyanide.

 

D

How else was it supposed to be sick? Really, people these days...

A. have no appreciation for nutritious, well made lunches.
B. don’t understand the deadlines of cute, decapitated otters.
C. have never been more understanding of pointless killing!
D. really need a little more cyanide in their lives.

 

D

Suddenly, an ad popped up.

A. do you watch cyanide and happiness? want to join others like you?
B. want to find the cheapest cyanide store near you? click here!
C. your interface is infested, click here for the best cyanide pesticide!
D. what do you feel when you see a cyanide? click here to find like-minded minds!


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originally wanted to post URLs on all four, but too lazy... LOL..

 

D

Many audience members, overcome by the sudden feeling of loneliness that welled up from deep within their hearts, clicked on the add only to...

A. have their vision taken over by trollface asking the essential question– u mad bro?
B. find their brains taken over remotely by rebel mice.
C. realize they were all secretly macho minded folks.
D. learn that clicking on pop up ads was a very, very bad idea.

 

B

However, there mice weren’t ordinary mice. They were

A. Pink mice with pink fur.
B. Hamsters.
C. Macho mice, the machoest of mice.
D. Naked mole rats.

 

D

which are distantly related to...

A. cosmic horrors
B. cute fluff
C. eldritch overlord
D. humanity's secret lovechild....

 

B

Yes, there were people who found Naked mole rats appealing. Very much appealing. And the most famous amongst their cohorts was

A. Bandit Cumcumberpatch
B. Bumblesniff Custardbath
C. Blubberdick Frumblesnatch
D. Brendadirk Cragglethatch

 

D.

who is most famous for his work as

A. shitlock holmes
B. ron's pet in kim impossibru
C. Dr. Stranger Danger
D. a nobody