My Cookie!

I tripped your legs while you were running with the cookie,
so it's my cookie now~

 

*pulls your cap down and steals the cookie*

My cookie.

 

*Shows you some pictures of your one true love*
*gets you confused while you try to recognize who is the person*
*takes the cookie while you think*

Mine~

 

*gives you a tree*
*the tree was fake*
*steals yo cookie while you complain*

My cookie

 

*Point far away* Quick look another cookie
*Grab the one and only true cookie, while you decide if you go get it or not*

My cookie

 

I emerge from my secluded meditation in my pickle jar having just understood the complete dao of preservation, and fight you across the none heavens, at the end I shatter your consciousness and steal the cookie
I AM The ONE

 

Forces you to join the light side hence losing the cookie.

My cookie now.

 

I cross the multiverse and steal the cookie from its imprisonment. I then teleport back to my fictional home having stolen the cookie.

My cookie now.

 

I Ask if your home is fictional, then is the cookie real?
And steal it while you are pondering.

My cookie, mine.

 

I cross the dangerous multiverse once again in search of the legendary cookie. In my search I stumble upon you indulging in the cookie's splendor. I, whom is wholly enraged, eloquently reprimand you and take the cookie in disgust before tossing it into some random role play chat. I'll get it later.

Soon to be my cookie.

 

I find the cookie, which appeared out of nowhere.
Apparently it can't exist outside of this thread.

Well, mine now.

 

Upset over my idiocy, I order my slightly more competent minions to take you prisoner and banish you to the mighty gnome lord's salt mine. This way you shall grind all the way to tier 10 as a F2P player! Hahaha!

This cookie shall be mine!

 

While you're distracted in your rejoice over his/her suffering, I got your minions to defect and help me steal the cookie you neglected.

*hugs my cookie*

 

Whilst you are hugging the cookie I begin showing you a PowerPoint presentation on why you shouldn't hug cookies. With many green and blue flashing lights. The lights hypnotise you into giving me the cookie.

My cookie now

 

I too, was coincidentally there, but rather than being hypnotized. I took the presentation seriously and smack the cookie out of your hand. Before grabbing it off the floor to toss it into an incinerator.

My cookie is evil. It must burn.

 

While the cookie take revenge and burn you to cinders.
I decide to calm it and go away.

Now its my cookie, my travel compagnion.

 

I distract you by welcoming you on your profile. While your distracted I go for the steal
My cookie now

 

While I appreciate you helping me take out that snack... I find myself hungry now... So *throws brine at your eyes,
My cookie

 

Swaps it for a @Kawaii Cookie while fleeing

 

*Tosses it in the trash, grabs the lid of the garbage can and throws it like a chakram from Xena the warrior princess and knocks you out.*

My cookie