My Cookie!

*puts dongsaeng into a crib*
*Little rabbit cannot go out*
*Gracefully swipes the cookie*
*migrates to another planet*

My cookie!~

 

And I called you Noona
*sigh*

*Mega jump*
*Builds spaceship*
*Flies to the other planet*
*Corners and startles Noona*
*Takes the Cookie*

My cookie!

 

*Recovers from being startled*
*Give the little dongsaeng rabbit many pats while singing lullaby*
*Little rabbit falls asleep*
*Quietly takes The One Cookie To Rule Us All*
*Rides comet back to Earth*

My cookie fufufufu~

 

inexplicably appears behind and swipes the cookie whilst unawares

my cookie

 

*Bedazzles Valinn with the reflection of the sun on a mirror, dropping the cookie*
*Swoops to save cookie and flies to the sky*

My cookie!

 

*Crashes into Noona with my spacecraft*
*Snatches the Cookie*
*Goes back to the burrow*

Mine!!!
*Noms the cookie*
The cookie is no more!

 

*Takes little dongsaeng rabbit to the operating room*
*proceeds with open laparotomy and retrieves cookie pieces, closes abdomen*
*puts cookie pieces together and autoclaves it*

My cookie!!!

 

That's just
*Bakes new cookie*

Mine!!

 

eats the new cookie and swipes that one cookie from who knows where

my cookie

 

*suspends Valinn for not turning in his paperwork*
*takes immortal cookie with the power of the organizational chart

My cookie!

 

*spits on the cookie *

My cookie

 

*throws breadcrumbs on the pond and grabs the cookie*

my cookie

 

*throws salt at you and grabs cookie while you were burning*

My cookie

 

Knocks out Laling and brings her to faraway hospital

My cookie

 

*gives the ambulance papers that they need to be filled up and steals the cookie while they're busy*

my cookie

 

*Throws papers away, speeds and bumps into Svalinn, sending him to another world, takes cookie*

My cookie

 

*returns after defeating the maou and gaining OP isekai powers, binds ambulance and takes the cookie*

my cookie

 

*Injects a serum that causes amnesia on Svalinn, takes cookie too easily*

My cookie

 

*takes the syringe and throws it at ambulance, making a distraction and swipes the cookie*

my cookie

 

Kidnaps Svalinn and throws him into Mariana Trench, never to be seen again

My cookie