My Deepest Darkest Secrets Revealed

I have too many personal secrets and feel uncomfortable keeping them all... well, secret. It's kinda... suffocating? So I'll reveal them all to you, random people who most likely don't care whatsoever ^-^ YAAAAAY

If you want to share your secrets too, that's fine as well

Secret #1(which some people here actually know from a previous thread like this): I went out to the middle of nowhere and let a friend's drive my mom's car (before I got mine). He drove it through a barbed wire fence while trying to drift it, and took out the front window, and both headlights. I took the drivers seat and drove home. I then punched myself in my man parts to make myself cry, and punch my throat repeatedly until I could cough up blood. I then told my mom that we dodged a deer. Before she complained, I coughed up the blood and she took me to the hospital. She still doesn't know to this day

 

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<3

 

*_* my gohd

 

Hah~!!
Real men own up to their mistakes~!!
Also real men don't cry like a wimp~!!

 

I watch porn.
I then regret watching that porn.
I sit in the corner and cry.
I then proceed to watch more porn.
*Lather, rinse, repeat*

 

Crashed my father's truck into my grandmothers car when I was 10 and didn't know how to drive and my father told me to park his truck ... we stood in front of the car and didn't let her see the damage and when she got home later she freaked out and takes about someone hitting her car and she didn't know who did it .....

 

Secret #2: I once was forced to date a girl unless I wanted my biggest secret revealed to my mother(at the time, this was actually Secret #1). To get out of this relationship, I made her older sister fall for me, and had sexual relationships with her constantly until she found out. She didn't say anything about it, and I was with her sister for another 3-4 months, can't really remember tbh

 

Soaking it in lol

 

haha I would have just told the truth instead of going through that torture

 

I think there was a similar thread somewhere

yep here http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/share-your-secret.877/

 

Mine is
I have tried to commit suicide many times until i fell in LOVE. Though I broke-up with her, but I realized it was a stupid idea. I mean falling in love.

 

My mom is Filipino. I would have been grounded until I became a doctor. And I don't plan on becoming a doctor

 

One of my deepest darkest secrets is that i got my twin brother's wife pregnant during an drunken party

 

Sex is nexer a question it's always the answer ...lol

 

Such a player, you.
Strong with the plays you are.
Teach me your skills O Master.

 

.....too FARRRRRR BRO, You broke the end goal.
NUUUUUUUU

 

!_! L0L ...but ya seek help

 

Just go back to the deal blue hentai with your darkself

 

You sir are a real bro most people would blamed the friend