My Deepest Darkest Secrets Revealed

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  1. God Of Time

    God Of Time Nyanko's Loyal Minister.

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    I shall share again cause I'm obviously a man~!!
    When I was in high school, there this area that was way outta the way from everything else and people'd go there to make out and do stupid teenagers in "love" stuff. Me and a bunch of my friends would sit on the roof above it and drop eggs and stuff on people. My wife, who was, for some reason, madly in love with me at the time knew this and decided to try and make me jealous by going there with some random guy.
    I dropped a total of 13 eggs on them. That guy came after us and I told him I wasn't even there, leaving my friends to get their asses kicked.
    As I said, I was a dick.
    The funny part of this is that's where we kissed for the first time...
     
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  2. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    Nothing wrong with it. It's natural
     
  3. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    Lol I've never egged people, but I've egged houses before. I give you props too

    ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ
     
  4. God Of Time

    God Of Time Nyanko's Loyal Minister.

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    I actually counted how many people we hit.
    62.
    62 people.
    I don't even remember where the heck we got all those eggs...
     
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    In our country we have a festival called "Holi" where you can throw colors or eggs or tomatoes on others mainly those who are participating.
     
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  6. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    Oh gawd o.o that's a crazy amount of people egging
     
  7. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    Don't tell me, I might try to bring that to the US.... great. Now I'm actually thinking about it XD
     
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    You should see the streets that day.... the stench uhg.. unbearable.... but its all good until you are not on the receving end.
     
  9. Sheir

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    This thread is full of dirty minded people XD
     
  10. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    Not dirty minded. Just people who get around allot
     
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    Everyone is perfect until the "cat is out of bag" XD
     
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    JEI The black riding hood, Little white

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    That's like, wow.
     
  13. God Of Time

    God Of Time Nyanko's Loyal Minister.

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    Hey now~!
    I'm married yanno~




    ... Although...
     
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    Ryve16 Working Hard and Hardly Working

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    Well since everyones giving out secrets might as well join in.

    Junior year in highschool i went to my gf's house to "study" with her (yes, this actually happens in RL too). Thats where i met her mom and her dad. Every now and then i would go to her house and secretly have sex with her mom then with her after that while the dad is in the living room watching tv. And truth be told, i swear i saw a camera in the corner of the room while i was having sex with her mom. I cant tell if it was on or not and i never heard anything about it, so i though that might be her parents' fetish or something. Also, years after we broke up, i heard that each of her boyfriends had sex with her mom at least once and i was her 2nd boyfriend and she had 3 more after me. I became friends with her 4th boyfriend and he also saw a camera in the corner of the room with the mom...fetish i tell ya...Oh right, to this day she doesnt know whats going on with her mom...or maybe she knows from the camera and has that fetish too...i will never know and will never care.

    Fun fact: her dad was the one who first gave me the "birds and the bees" talk...he was cool tho.
     
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    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    Here's Secret #6: I learnt how to kiss from a Wiki

    http://m.wikihow.com/Kiss-Passionately

    Whenever I make out with a girl, I'm always told I'm the best kisser out there. I've never told anyone I learnt from a Wiki because I'm afraid of what reaction I would get
     
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    You never doubted the "dad".
     
  17. God Of Time

    God Of Time Nyanko's Loyal Minister.

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    Bwahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

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    Hah.
     
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  18. qzty

    qzty From normal-fag to F5-er Jack of Spades

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    I kind of feel like a saint after reading all this*holy rays*............*no adventure in my life*
     
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  19. RougeAsura

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    You followed all that.....

    ** bows down **
     
  20. Linley

    Linley 【Linlin】【The Love Doctor】【NUF Nicknamer】

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    Laugh all you want, it actually works

    I had no choice. I would have felt too awkward asking older people yanno
     
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