My wife is a bit too...

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  1. Demonic Poring

    Demonic Poring 『Well-Known Poring』

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    Hello guys, Poring is here to share a story for the nuffies

    So this is not my story, but my wife.

    This morning my wife went to the supermarket, and a dude is trying to courting her. I think he is not from around here, cause almost all people around here know my wife

    That dude who is trying to courting her said that he is a rich man and a boss on a company. After ignoring him for quite some time, my wife got pissed and said "My watch is far more expensive than your car, and you said you're rich in front of me? Where's your brain? In your ass?" Or something like that. And now she's still pretty mad about that dude.

    I just realized that my wife can be pretty Savage sometimes. I never knew this side of her, cause usually she is pretty patient and very good to people.

    Note : she said that dude car is a Honda Brio, which is a pretty popular car for mid class families in Indonesia
     
  2. Olives

    Olives Well-Known Member

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    weird flex but ok
     
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  3. Anra7777

    Anra7777 Fujoshi

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    Nice... :blobhero::blobhighfive: can I call her “Big Sis”?
     
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    juniorjawz Well-Known Member

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    @prongsjiisan summoning :blobpopcorn:
    Let him give a story or 2.

    Wifey storytelling-time~
     
  5. R0

    R0 New Active Well-Known Member

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    There was this dude keeps trying to make me mad, then my wife attacked him in the gut. Wait, that's my hand.
     
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    Vudoodude Well-Known Member

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    Dude, watch your back, that guy is now going to scheme against you for being a frog eating swan meat. He will also pity your wife, saying she is a flower stuck in dung.
     
  7. BigBadBoi

    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit you can probably see that roast from outer space.
     
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  8. rijimon17

    rijimon17 I should probably stop now

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    Wow what a coincidence! This morning I went to the supermarket and was telling this one hottie how rich I am. She told me the exact same words. Very strange coincidence. Excuse me I must scheme against the husband for being a frog eating swan meat. Poor girl! A flower stuck in dung.

    And if that doesn't work I'll have big brother help. Then papa. Then dad's friend then his dad. Then my great immortal ancestor who is secretly cultivating to become a god ect...

    (Obviously I'm joking. OR AM I!?)
     
  9. Femme Fatale

    Femme Fatale [ Invictus ] { Daughter of Eve ] [ Jaded ]

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    She's a keeper!:blobhero::blobhero::blobhero:

    You lucky man, what did you do to deserve such a woman. :blob_grin::blob_grin::blob_grin:
     
  10. PedoBear Version 2.0

    PedoBear Version 2.0 「 Lvl. 69 Legendary Pantsu Hunter !」

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    EXPLODE!!!!
     
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    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

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    i'm gonna call your wife "Anego!"

    ps: darn read your wife's dialogue in a gangaster/yakuza type of woman voice. . . .
     
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  12. Grenore

    Grenore 《Member》

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    You really are a lucky guy to have such a wife.

    anyway, that dude needs to learn some manner. Else he won't even know if he gets killed someday, because of this kind of stupidity.
     
  13. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    Is telling I am married so please leave not enough?
     
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    keny2020j Active Member

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    happen to my wife once and tomorrow that guy come to my office interview by me. very ironic
     
  15. Fluffy Jellyfish

    Fluffy Jellyfish 『Number 1 Lolicon under Heaven』

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    Please go EXPLODE YOU RIAJUU
     
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    R0 New Active Well-Known Member

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    Can confirm, I was the Honda Brio that is cheaper than OP's wife's watch.
     
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  17. Demonic Poring

    Demonic Poring 『Well-Known Poring』

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    sometimes it is not enough, cause the dude didn't believe her. You know, my wife looks like a 26/27 years old Russian girl
     
  18. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    I think wearing a ring might be better then... Stops people from really even thinking about stuff.
    But then again, if the guy is a jerk(not sure if this was one) then you can't really do anything
     
  19. Demonic Poring

    Demonic Poring 『Well-Known Poring』

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    Wearing a ring is not enough, probably, I think...
    Cause you know, wearing a ring is like a tradition in Indonesia, even small girls wear it. Almost all women in Indonesia wearing a ring and ear piercing (not all, but like 7/10)
     
  20. Fluffy Jellyfish

    Fluffy Jellyfish 『Number 1 Lolicon under Heaven』

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    Blonde and blue eyes? HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKIN EXPLODE DUDE? :blobdevil::blobdevil:
     
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