NAH Grand Auction Item List

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Naruin, Aug 29, 2019.

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Who has the best intro?

  1. Grandurr the plant

    6 vote(s)
    19.4%
  2. Kiskaiya-nee

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  3. Negiomi the Ramen Girl

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  4. Arbelbyss the self-proclaimed abyss

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  5. Anra the hamster mage

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    9.7%
  6. item 6

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  7. item 7

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  8. item 8

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    0.0%
  9. item 9

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  10. item 10

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. i dont even read intros (QAQ)

    11 vote(s)
    35.5%
  1. Naruin

    Naruin [Dada's New Employee][ex-NAH owner]

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    So just like the title.. this is Item List of the NAH Grand Auction that will happen on Saturday, 10pm UTC/GMT +8.

    There will be 13 items all in all. 10 legendary, 2 special, and 1 mystery item.
    I'm gonna give you a sneak peek to the first 5 items, first.

    PS. Please read the intros and pick the best one. Thanks.
    PS#2. Apparently the items manage to form a Tea Family...

    List of Items:
    1. @grandurr (Tea Plant)
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    Once a lad oblivious to the dark side of life, he lived life enjoying it day by day. one day, he got pushed into deep, dark staring abyss and there he found himself thinking "if I'm going to have to deal with shit every day, might as well become something that can live off of it" and so he became a plant. a plant nourished with the bullshits of life and novels because nothing can go wrong with novels.

    2. @Kiskaiya (Tea Dealer)
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    A nuffian who just wants some pampering after long days at the Koucha-gumi. Just don't take her tea, or she'll stick Raidou99 on you. The Ane-san of the Tea Leaf Mafia, Orematcha's tea supplier and a 1000 year old fox demoness.
    Care instructions: Supply with tea on an hourly basis.
    *NAH note: try buying it with item 4 and you'll be in for some sweet(?) surprise.*

    3. @Negiomi (Ramen Tea Creator)
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    A little nuffian that adores ramen and an absolute glutton that loves sweets and all other foods. It can make ramen really well and always has an endless supply of mochi, but don't let it in the kitchen for anything else though, or you could have to wave byebye. To everything. It will curl into a ball and roll around when bored and also will give infinite hugs whenever requested. Its hair is also made of ramen, they're so delicious that if its hair hasn't been growing magically, it would have went bald long ago...
    Care: Feed few time a day. Also requires at least a weekly dose of ramen and sweets.
    Note: Will expire after a while without food
    4. @Arbelbyss (Tea Plant Harvester)
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    This item was caught in the act of collusion in an attempt to rip-off customers for amusement, as many have lost their fortunes in the bidding pool. Also the Grandpa of Daisy (@Daisydacrazy) and Brother of Nara (@Naraku), this sleeping and slacking demon has offered himself in order to cause some chaos within the auction itself (And maybe to moderate the place to maintain some order.) Prideful in desire and willing to serve and conspire. Don’t catch his ire or you’ll regret it!
    The Slacking Abyss made manifest: Arbelbyss.
    *NAH note: have complementary effect with item 2.*

    5. @Anra7777 (Tea Plant Consumer)
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    A cute magic hamster. She is looking for someone strong enough to protect her from a certain item stealing thieves. A fujoshi, she writes BL fanfiction, and is a fan of LilyoftheValley’s fanfiction, but she will not force you to read it. Unless you steal a certain item and reading it would be a punishment to you... Also known for her “Grammar with Anra” series of grammar lessons. Bought GonZ in a previous auction. Was once Hanaru’s wife.

    6. @Daisydacrazy (Tea Taster)
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    Cream puff lover and has a master complex. Maker of the very delicious creampuff variety called 'Nana Creampuffs'. Big winner of the 2nd NAH auction in which she won 3/5 items including the most expensive fluff, In_awe. A very rich little oujou who not only have lots of relatives but lots of sponsors too. For pets out there who are still looking for master, it's now ur chance to grab this big thigh.
    Ps. You are not buying for ownership of daisydacrazy, but rather, for her to be your master and owner.
    *NAH note: She wants to buy all the items in the grand auction.*

    7. @Tilgarial (Tea Shop Mascot?)
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    This Tiger is pure chaotic in nature. However, it is its very own brand of chaos; a malleable personality with an added expertise in acting, twisting words and maipulation would make this item a great spy and/or swindler if it were not for this items sense of honor demanding pure honesty in at least one form or another and its general desire to leave the world as a better place than it was when this item entered.
    This items experience defies its age as well; its philosophical inclinations may turn advice and some of its words towards a more sage-like manner than might be expected.
    While this is by long not all this item has to offer; any more would surely be too much for a simple introduction - but one last warning: this item is not quite ordinary. It was just lucky enough to be strange in a way that fits!
    Additionally, this item can fill almost any position!
    *NAH note: Escaped from his former master?*

    8. @Haerether (Milk Tea Add-ons "Popping Pearl")
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    As sweet as a milk tea, as suprising as a popping pearl.
    Hae is rather like a feather, delicate yet surprising and unpredictable as she follows the breeze, swaying and twisting in ways not predicted by the human eye.
    She's like a little kid who’ll suddenly appear out of nowhere- especially if there is something interesting going on.
    Despite how it seems with her delicate facade, she is also the cause of a few NUF ships discovery and setting off. Her owner will be updated with most of the latest Nuffian news and can use her to matchmake two targetted people.
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    9. @orematcha (Tea House Owner)
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    A tea house owner and secretly a coffee addict. She enjoys beautiful and cute things and glasses! Currently looking for her mommy/daddy long-legs who gives her coffee everyday. Please handle with care. On the side note, you won't get freebies just because you buy a tea house owner, but she will give in eventually.
    *NAH note: Mine!*

    10. @Naraku (Tea Plant Fertilizer)
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    Oops I forgot to edit him here.. teehee~


    1. @True King Kettle
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    "I volunteer. I'll auction myself(password)
    But for the one who writes the best tea or kettle based haiku or something like that" -True King Kettle
    *NAH note: this pic looks like pikachu kettle...*

    2. @Get Tony To Tease Parth Fund
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    Literally that. Fund raising? From @Nyann to @Das .

     

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  2. Daisydacrazy

    Daisydacrazy 「cutieeeeeeeeeeee」「cutiee」「Nah hostess 」

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    Ayy!! What happened to me, big brother?
     
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  3. Naruin

    Naruin [Dada's New Employee][ex-NAH owner]

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    gonna release urs and haehae's together~
     
  4. Naruin

    Naruin [Dada's New Employee][ex-NAH owner]

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    .... *reads the first 2 comments* spoiler!! =.="
     
  5. Daisydacrazy

    Daisydacrazy 「cutieeeeeeeeeeee」「cutiee」「Nah hostess 」

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    *shrugs* theyll find out anyway.
     
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  6. jbturkle

    jbturkle Fruit

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    The Tea sect is going mad, boys. Run for your lives
     
  7. in_awe

    in_awe [Daisy's Pet][Tilgar's Master][Evil Chaotic Fluff]

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    *nod nod*
    *takes notes*
     
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  8. Fossil

    Fossil 「Treetarou」「Reverse Trap」「Ninja」「Riajuu」

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    >.> I still offer to rob Naraku’s grave and sell him!
     
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  9. Naruin

    Naruin [Dada's New Employee][ex-NAH owner]

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    @Arbelbyss lol
     
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  10. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 「Slacking Researcher」

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    Can I offer @Fossil as an item in the next auction?
     
  11. Lurking

    Lurking GLArE *stares in a non-specified direction*

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    ...is this the point where I pretend I am not part of the tea sext?
     
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  12. jbturkle

    jbturkle Fruit

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    It's too late. Once Tea Sect, always Tea Sect
     
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  13. Kalto

    Kalto [ Somewhat meticulous ]

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    All intros are :blobjoy: but Anra7777 is :blobrofl: especially with that avatar/avi, they are really is funny to read
     
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  14. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 「Slacking Researcher」

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    You have to realize, Hanaru has a similar avi...
     
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    Kalto [ Somewhat meticulous ]

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    Well, Hanaru needs a fitting intro then
     
  16. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 「Slacking Researcher」

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    I think she'll be in next auction.
     
  17. grandurr

    grandurr [Daisy's Peony] [Negiomi's Nectar]

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    The ones who made the pics mist have put jn a lot of efforts lol
     
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  18. Fossil

    Fossil 「Treetarou」「Reverse Trap」「Ninja」「Riajuu」

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    >.> I’m just boned. There’s absolutely no value to me.
     
  19. Naraku

    Naraku 『』『』『』

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    Back off you hellspawn! Stop thinking 'bout this grave Blitz made!
    It sends me shivers about how you keep mentioning (its literal meaning not its forum meaning) me when the subject is death, money or defiling.
     
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  20. Kiskaiya

    Kiskaiya 【Life just flew into the Sh*tstorm】

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    Doesn't tcm use a lot of ground bone products?