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  1. yuan-niisan

    yuan-niisan ★【Blank Sect's Dao Protector】☆

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    -when your mom caught to fapping...
    -when you are caught looking at her lewdly...
    -when you spent the money for grocery...
    -when you came back home in the middle of the night...
    -when you are caught cheating at the exam...
    -when you failed at the school and your parent doesn't know...
    -when the one you borrowed money from crossed path with you and you don't have any money...
    -when your GF realized you are having affair with someone...
    -when you are Meng Hao...
     
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  2. Glaurung

    Glaurung Long Member

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    It wasn't me.

    I think there's a song...
     
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  3. anhrefn

    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    you are pretty fucked
     
  4. awesomedude2215

    awesomedude2215 Well-Known Member

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    Dont have time right now to answer but just a comment: the second one isnt looking at your mom lewdly right? Because it sounds like it. Change the "her" to something else.
     
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  5. Skoll028

    Skoll028 Member of DivineDaoLibrary

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    This is the song.
     
  6. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    you look at your mom lewdly? a bit much ain't it..
     
  7. Kuronairo

    Kuronairo Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was that x) , but yeah I guess it was when you are caught looking at someone lewdly ?
     
  8. Aszure

    Aszure #^#^

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    Your mom will understand, it's not like she is inactive at bed either ;)
     
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  9. Lucinia

    Lucinia Baby turtles are the Overlords of cuteness *_*

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    1. Make sure doors are locked
    2. Just don't say you didn't do it, she don't believe you anyway
    3. Neets only need insta nudels
    4. Welp shit happens, hope you had had a good time before your parents start nagging
    5. Don't get caught
    6. Hope they never find out
    7. RUN FOREST RUN
    8. Welp be prepared to have your right hand as new gf
    9. Your awesome anyway
     
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  10. MadHatter

    MadHatter [WindyWeather]

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    -when your mom caught to fapping...: I had an itch

    -when you are caught looking at her lewdly...: Sorry I forgot my glasses and cant see clearly

    -when you spent the money for grocery...: Lost it

    -when you came back home in the middle of the night...: Got lost

    -when you are caught cheating at the exam...: It's not what it looks like

    -when you failed at the school and your parent doesn't know...: It's too hard I wanna give up

    -when the one you borrowed money from crossed path with you and you don't have any money...: It's not you who have the power, it is I. I'll give it back when I feel like it. What can you do huh?

    -when your GF realized you are having affair with someone...: It's for your own good, I have to practice to keep up with you.

    -when you are Meng Hao...: The world exist for I to rule.
     
  11. forecast

    forecast [Batoto Veteran] [sakurahana veteran]

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    i am bulding a harem with you as the first wife
    would you be okay with a threesome?

    if this works then jackpot.
     
  12. Skoll028

    Skoll028 Member of DivineDaoLibrary

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    To the second, just compliment them, something along the lines of, "I apologize, I was just astounded by your beauty. I must ask, did you change something recently? Previously, you most certainly were beautiful, but now you are just drop dead gorgeous." Or something less cheesy. *shrugs*
     
  13. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    simple~ to all questions above
    don't mind 56023.png
     
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  14. mrawesome69

    mrawesome69 I'm getting too old for this shit

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    -when your mom caught to fapping - Just checking if it's still there
    -when you are caught looking at her lewdly - is this new shirt you're wearing. I like the collor ;)
    -when you spent the money for grocery - Did i left money at home?
    -when you came back home in the middle of the night - I finaly remembered whitch is my house
    -when you are caught cheating at the exam - My hand is posessed I need help. *runs away*
    -when you failed at the school and your parent doesn't know - mom/dad my knowledge is a bit shaky i would like to repeat year so i can properly learn all
    -when the one you borrowed money from crossed path with you and you don't have any money - *ignores*
    -when your GF realized you are having affair with someone - please help. she said she will murder my parents if I don't do her
    -when you are Meng Hao - ..........
     
  15. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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    Wait... you look at your mom lewdly???
     
  16. Raizhee

    Raizhee bubblegum bitch

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    -when your mom caught to fapping...
    Look at her shes pretty no??
    -when you are caught looking at her lewdly...
    ..You got a Nice ass \ boobs (y)
    -when you spent the money for grocery...
    Spend it . gonna return ..next year*** week sry j messed up
    -when you came back home in the middle of the night...
    I got drunk ..
    -when you are caught cheating at the exam...
    I dont even need to cheat to pass
    -when you failed at the school and your parent doesn't know...
    Mom ..dad..i fucked up with the school
    -when the one you borrowed money from crossed path with you and you don't have any money...
    I always got my money
    -when your GF realized you are having affair with someone...
    Shes prettier and ... You already know IT : You are not an anime etc etc lover like her..bye bye
    -when you are Meng Hao...
    Fucking BLACK SIEVE SECT!!!!
     
  17. Dace

    Dace Quack!

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    HesheFell [Out of Retirement] [Looking for Recs Everywhere]

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    -When Meng Hao, whom you borrowed money from, crossed path with you and you don't have any money...


    .....And he cuts your clothes off as apart of the compensation. :coffee:
     
  19. Blank9

    Blank9 Interdimensional Traveller

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    Mom-complex......?
     
  20. Gentlemens laugh

    Gentlemens laugh Well-Known Member

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    For all of those just calm down and answer bluntly except for the looking at your mother one for that go watch some hentai to scrub out your brain