(NSFW)From Korea - Tower of God is actually a...?

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  1. Chamber

    Chamber Mecha Translator

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    So, on my facebook feed, there was this... weird article about the 'true identity' of Tower of God

    It is NOT ME. I don't read Tower of God, but I thought some of you might be interested.

    Here it goes. (As I read neither Korean nor English version, my translation might be different)

    It's NSFW. Read it at your own risk.
    Title - Isn't Tower of God a vagina?

    The Tower of God is filled with a water called the 'Divine Water'.

    And the creatures living there compete to climb up.

    Isn't this the semen and the sperm cells?

    The chosen, superior sperm cell breaks through the 134th floor (13.4cm is God-Shiwoo's "length") which will then head to the womb, meet the egg cell and give birth to a new God.

    Not only that, Jahad/Zahad described the divine water as 'sticky'.

    Hedon is the one that sends sperm 'upwards'.
    Rabbits can refer to fast men.

    They bestow pleasure to the sperm cells saying that there is something up there.
    But even after becoming a ranker, what remains is only a sense of emptiness.

    Evan: "The endless beauty and power will charm the boy" (orgasm)
    "I do not know why I even entered the tower." (sexual urges satiated, so he doesn't remember why he masturbated)

    The Tower of God is perhaps a story that God-Shiwoo has thought up of after masturbating?

    The "Stalk" that we expect to be the Tower of God in TUS is described as 'big and hard' by a female character.

    Conclusion. The Tower of God has copied the 'story' of the 'D'.

    -comment: So, Rahel is contraception?

    Just sharin'
     
  2. Varno

    Varno True Member

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    So either I was too stupid to notice or not perverted enough?
     
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  3. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    Wtf:sweating_profusely:
    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  4. kenar

    kenar ヽ(`・ω・´)ゝ

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    ...I need to sleep
     
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  5. Fan2zz

    Fan2zz Well-Known Member

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    Well... I lost a few brain cells there. It's my fault, so I won't blame you. Farewell.
     
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  6. TeaNinja

    TeaNinja [Chuunikage of the Hidden Teapot Village]

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    Welp I probably can’t ever read Tower of God normally again. But hey, that’s just a theory. A webtoon theory!
     
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  7. replay

    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

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    somehow i got a feeling that i've already encountered this type of format in a thread. . .

    but can't remember who did it. . .
    oh well. . . .
     
  8. CyberCypher

    CyberCypher Air Breather

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    That first line made me choke .. it was great read 6/9 would recommend
    :blobxd:
     
  9. Enken

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    Wtf korean shitpost are just next level
     
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  11. Raidou99

    Raidou99 [The Forgotten]

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    That was more stupid than I thought it would be...
     
  12. redleaf97

    redleaf97 Lurker

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    It all make senses now :aww:
     
  13. deuzim

    deuzim Active Member

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    High quality shitpost, much appreciated, thanks.
     
  14. Kagutsuchi

    Kagutsuchi 『Omnipresent Reader』

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    W...what? HAHAHAHA...ok...too much internet for now...let's sleep....
     
  15. MoonMoon

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    :hmm::hmm: WTF..... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  16. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Actually not the most unbelievable tog theory I've read~
     
  17. SomeDude

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    mind=blown
     
  18. NZPIEFACE

    NZPIEFACE Leecher

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    Jesus fucking christ.
    What's the egg then?
     
  19. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Well, I certainly agree that Rahel is contraception. There were times shortly after I stopped reading Tower of God that I thought, "What if my future child turned out to be something like Rahel?" and subsequently lost interest in sex for the next few days.
     
  20. Sakuratea

    Sakuratea A Cup ot Tea

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    The epitome of 'you can fap to everything'
    Btw, nice theory m8.