"H- Hello police? There's a bunch of strange naked people running around waving weapons around and shouting loudly! Yes, they're all at the park! Oh god there's a massive fire now! I just heard this uprising is lead by someone named Asakura Ouryuu! Please send the swat team! They must be crazy terrorists!" Spoiler Just doing my part to liven up the party.
*Use my old police radio that I still haven't return to the police office* Ahem, this is your chief speaking.. false alarm. I repeat, false alarm. There is no riot. Just some pre-party, you guys are invited. There will be @Donuts for everyone.
Hello friend, it seems you've summoned me to help with your hunger in good ol' final fantasy fashion!