Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

Discussion in 'Community Games' started by Axiel, Jul 27, 2017.

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do you want to quote/be quoted?

Poll closed Aug 7, 2017.
  1. yes

    8 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. shut it peasant, we don't care

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  1. Axiel

    Axiel [ Beyond Salavation ]

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    NUF Vending Machine of Randomness, just put a coin and see what random stuff you'd get.

    How it's played:
    give whatever random object you can think of to the person who posted before you
    insert a coin(or what ever stuff you want) into the vending machine. . . no lewd innuendo intended

    Example:
    OP: Inserts coin
    ________________
    2: you get a giant ducky
    Inserts broken mug
    ________________
    3: you get a new mug
    Inserts a coin
    ________________
    and so on...

    Take Note:
    no double posting
    you can opt not to quote
    keep it random, be crazy if you want, but follow the rules of the community

    so as OP:

    Inserts coin
     
    Last edited: Aug 2, 2017
  2. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep The laziest and the King of Procrastination

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    You get a thread about vending machines
    Insert coin
     
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  3. AardwarkThe2nd

    AardwarkThe2nd (R-18 writer) Aardwark, the king of aardvarks!

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    You get appointed as Qidian's lawyer
     
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  4. thelurker

    thelurker [The Crazy Guy] Death to All BL Novels

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    Inserts coin
     
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  5. M3eep

    M3eep Well-Known Member

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    you get a coin

    insert socks
     
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  6. xtremeloldude

    xtremeloldude the slime guy

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    you get a toiletbrush

    inserts hair
     
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  7. M3eep

    M3eep Well-Known Member

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    you get baldness

    inserts food
     
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  8. Amaruna Myu

    Amaruna Myu 『Nyan-chan』

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    You get a used toothbrush
    Insert coin
     
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  9. L4

    L4 Lac-King

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    You get @Tony
    Insert pantsu
     
  10. The One Supreme Lord of All

    The One Supreme Lord of All 『Milk Tea Corps Leader』《Bishop of Church of Tony》

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    Get sticky white mess.
    Insert dollar bill
     
  11. ahmadeyief

    ahmadeyief Active Member

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    You get hand

    Insert coin
     
  12. kelkel1133

    kelkel1133 「Polymath」「Mathematician 」「 Apathy 」

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    You've been hit by truck-sama dashing behind the Vending Machine and got reincarnated

    Insert congratulations
     
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  13. L4

    L4 Lac-King

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    Get a reddit thread
    Insert coin
     
  14. Yulric

    Yulric Well-Known Member

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    You get waifuuu~

    Insert QI
     
  15. Dino Translation

    Dino Translation Active Member

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    You get lawsuit.
    Insert garbage.
     
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  16. M3eep

    M3eep Well-Known Member

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    you get QI

    insert myself
     
  17. pirateking36

    pirateking36 [[--------NIL--------]]

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    You get QI again
    Inserts bazooka
     
  18. Fukoda

    Fukoda Time wait for no one

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    you get a waifu
    insert sugar
     
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    DeadZky Well-Known Member

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    You get Donald Trump

    Insert QI's PR
     
  20. Loriel

    Loriel [Aspiring Editor][Lover of BL][Pinata Smasher]

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    You get a DMCA
    Inserts chicken