Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get rainbows (read skittles)!

Insert broken heart

 

You get no life or what people calle a hikkimori , a shut-in weeb

Insert rose

 

You get a blue violet!

Insert a robot

 

You get an apocalypse!

Inserts brain tumour

 

You get radiation!

Insert a dead body

 

You get zombie

Insert a paper

 

You get an ink~

Insert honey bee!

 

You get allergy

Inserts danmei

 

You get STD!

Inserts wrist band~

 

You get sliced
Insert myself

 

You get handcuff

Insert rabbit

 

I got two items, is that great?

You both get weeds!

Inserts tampons~

 

You get school!

Insert video game

 

You get tranfered to another world as a plebian!

Insert pillow

 

You get a goose!

Insert fried rice.

 

You get ice

Inserts bald head

 

You get a headless horseman!

Insert dog.

 

You get cockroach

Insert scissors

 

You get- Wait, we can’t show porn here....

Insert Gundam Unicorn.

 

You get rusted Gundam

Insert whipping cream