Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get static noise

inserts chert

 

You get a fossil.

*Inserts 25 cents.*

 

you get a half eaten candy bar

insert spirit pill

 

you get a slap from morpheus

inserts o blue orb

 

You get a red and blue pill.

Inserts towel.

 

you get a shower

inserts a horror story

 

You get your debt

Insert button

 

you self destruct

inserts fresh blood

 

you get dried blood

insert pool

 

you get cable

inserts empty wallet

 

You get depression

Insert barnacle

 

you get a squid

inserts bitter gourd

 

You get squash

Insert milk tea

 

you get a bottle of cyanide

inserts insecticide

 

You get poisoned vegetable

Insert centipede

 

you get some tokyo ghoul reference

inserts tabletop game

 

You get reversi

Insert jellyfish

 

you get thrown into the bottom of marriana's trench

inserts a piece of meat

 

You get wolf cub

Insert rat tide

 

you get a tide pod...

inserts a certain detergent