Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get a bored look

inserts poison

 

you get a dead rat

inserts chocolate cake

 

you get a slice

inserts wine

 

you get a drunken one night stand

inserts heart-shaped figurine

 

you get a shattered future

inserts shredded paper

 

you get a painstakingly-taped letter of heartbreak

inserts blue-colored ball

 

you get a five of the same ball

inserts burning pan

 

you get a scream of pain and agony

inserts an incomplete project

 

you get a D-

inserts an incurable disease

 

you get a disease called pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

inserts a big, black bear

 

you get bear meat and pelt

inserts bear claws

 

you get a mysterious message written in the sky saying, "You killed my bear!"

inserts sheep meat

 

you get cloned

inserts fake horns

 

you get the devil knocking on your door and asking for his extra pair of horns

inserts my best friend

 

you get a mangled corpse

inserts skeletal remains

 

you get a floating and glowing paper saying, " Why!?" from a certain mangled corpse's skeletal remains

inserts potion of reincarnation

 

you get a gold coin

inserts note saying "cause why not"

 

you get a note back saying "cause its unlawfull"

insert a sheep sighing

 

you get an angry ghost haunting you for the rest of your life

inserts John

 

you get a "Baaaaaaa!"

inserts a pig