Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get some firewood

Inserts gold ingot

 

you get a wad of cash

insert ruby

 

You get a ring

Inserts a childhood toy

 

you get a spinning top

insert film camera

 

You get a bag of film.

Inserts a realistic baby doll.

 

you get a cursed tape recorder

Insert alarm clock

 

You get a snooze button.
Inserts chew toy.

 

you get a energetic dog

insert half finished script

 

You get a script writer.

Inserts a thermometer.

 

you get a fever

insert a bandaid

 

You get a thug look.

Inserts nails.

 

you get a nailed board

inserts juice

 

You get an empty glass of water.

Inserts bus door.

 

you get an orange

inserts an empty glass of water

(lol how it's empty if its a glass of water?)

 

(...ah goddamn autocorrect.)
You get water splashed on you.

Inserts a violin.

 

you get a violinist
Inserts death

 

You get an edgy 14 year old
insert kappa

 

you get another dead meme (chose yourself)
inserts laziness

 

You get a shot of motivation

Inserts will to live

 

You get a grimoire containing the secrets of life.

Inserts NUF.