Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get Your Greatest Enemy.

Inserts a broken elevator when you live on the twelfth floor.

 

You get in shape.

Inserts a mother telling you to exercise; it's for your own good.

 

You get a father who secretly supplies you with snacks.

Inserts a Dance Dance Revolution.

 

You get mad skills.

Inserts wheat and wheat by-products.

 

You get a variety of cereals.

Inserts eight scoops of different flavored ice cream.

 

You get a brain ice age and a few cavities for good measure.

Inserts a, misplaced comma.

 

You get a sudden Grammar Nazi raid.

Inserts a Wendsday.

 

You get a very irritating camel and a flock of his followers chanting his mantra.

Inserts a thing, a very nice thing.

 

You get an insight into the inner workings of the universe.

Inserts something that does not exist.

 

You get a carefree life where hard taco shells don't break when you try to eat them.

Inserts that 8:30 class on a Monday.

 

You get sleep deprivation.

Inserts Santa Claus.

 

You get a man in jail for breaking and entering– and creeping on minors–and forced labor.

Inserts crushed dreams.

 

You get older.

Inserts the tears of small children.

 

Insert Heresy

 

You get a half-eaten lollipop.

You get maraschino cherries on an otherwise perfectly delicious milkshake.

Inserts a single tear.

 

You get 5 nuffies

Inserts a blob cookie ( )

 

You get a rare pepe blob
Insert coin

 

You get heads and luck -10.

Inserts all the socks in need of darning.

 

You get a free of charge for get out from jail, after execution
Insert the heads

 

You get a free gun and shooting certification.
Inserts donuts