Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get a jet

Insert flip phone

 

you get a remote controlled bomb

insert bone fish

 

You get a grill.

Inserts a random passerby.

 

You get ice cream

Insert makeup

 

You get Pennywise.

Inserts a left handed turtle.

 

You got bitten by the turtle

Insert candy

 

You get a scary man van.

Inserts Taco Tuesday.

 

You get diarrhea

Insert a golden coin

 

You get a small parade of goombas and koopa troopas led by Mario playing the Super Mario Bros theme song.

Inserts a small seed of hope.

 

You get a baby

Insert a flower

 

You get a swarm of bees in party hats.

Inserts one headlight.

 

You get a ticket

Insert a bed

 

You get a small man staring at you from space as you sleep.

Inserts a nicely grilled slice of eggplant that exudes mystical energy.

 

you get a small magical fox creature thing

Insert a black box

 

You get the wreckage of a comercial airliner.

Inserts a small cluster of shiitake mushrooms.

 

You get poison

Insert knife

 

You get a perfectly diced onion.

Inserts a space heater.

 

You get the sun

Insert my hand

 

You get a robo hand in compensation for your assistance in ensuring the survival of the last of the wendigos.

Inserts a cast iron pan.

 

You get a spatula.

*Inserts a broken laptop.*