Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get the tears of humanity and feelings of solidarity from your comrades in arms.

Inserts a vague understanding of the universe.

 

You get the entire universe

Insert a phone

 

You get calls from random strangers asking you if you want to buy insurance for a car you certainly don’t own.

Inserts a lazy roommate.

 

You get a messy room


Insert a well

 

You get a smoll, ignorant frog.

Inserts a halfhearted attempt at decorating gingerbread houses.

 

You get an earthquake

Insert crackers

 

You get a gluttonous, obnoxious parrot that likes to say the same things over and over and over again.

Inserts a shrink ray.

 

You get a giant

Insert poop

 

You get a gilded porcelain throne.

Inserts a mariachi band.

 

you get rubber

insert a duck

 

You get goose.

Insert database.

 

You get hacked

Insert a mouse

 

You get cheese.

Insert a daisy.

 

you get a loli though she says she isn't

inset a pen

 

You get a wimpy looking sword.

Inserts a giraffe named Frank-o.

 

You get giraffe meat

Insert pants

 

Frank-o!
You get some change and a crumpled up receipt.

Inserts maple syrup.

 

You get a note saying "I'm sorry."

Inserts half an owl.

 

You get half a wizard.

*Inserts banana*

 

You get a small mustachioed man in red in a kart that’s spinning out of control.

Inserts a small bit of irritation.