Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get some singed flesh.

Inserts a comfy sweatshirt.

 

You get a fashionable potato sack!

Inserts frozen chicken nuggets

 

you get a deformed pile of random chick bits and pieces

insert needle

 

You get a haystack.

Insert egg.

 

you get a chicken

insert bird

 

you get roast duck
insert cobra

 

You get a wet noodle

Inserts a bowl of ramen

 

you get soggy noodles

insert bottle of oil

 

You get a basket of coconuts

Inserts a wok

 

Thine return shall be a bovine of milky nature!

Inserts a cloud

 

You get a truckload of cotton candy

Inserts infinite loading screens

 

you get a burnt CPU
Insert an anchor

 

You get a news reporter

Inserts a bloated frog

 

You got a poison puking dart frog

insert the World

 

You get an "ara ara" from a strange onee-san by that dark corner there

inserts courage

 

You get a dog who seems to be a bit of a wimp or even cowardly if I do say so myself.

Inserts the last cookie in the box.

 

You get a ticket to "knowhere"

Inserts a dead account

 

You get the ghosts of internet past and some stale memes.

Inserts a flying pig.

 

You get the swine flu

Inserts a taco

 

You get a suspicious pink bell with a yellow clapper that has “Taco” printed on it in purple sans serif text.

Inserts a week of time.