Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get a well deserved vacation in the president's office

Inserts well timed joke

 

you get rounding applause

insert ancient coin

 

You get transported back in time to the year 476.

Inserts a slice of lemon or maybe lime? Who really knows...

 

You get an orange tree... the color's orange, the type of tree is unknown

Inserts a mug

 

You get a candle... in a mug! How festive!...?

Inserts a dusty pompadour.

 

you get a pair of ancient sunglasses to go along with it

Insert washing load

 

You get an over abundance of bubbles.

Inserts Mondays...

 

You get an energy drink

Inserts instant coffee

 

you get fruit juice

insert postbox

 

You get a stamp collection

Inserts snakeskin

 

You get a pouch.

Inserts winged brooch.

 

You get a microphone

Inserts a thermometer

 

You get an ice pack.

Inserts a mug.

 

You get a year's worth of instant coffee

inserts an instagram selfie

 

You get a bunch of filters.

Inserts a round insect.

 

you get a pill bug

insert credit card

 

You get a stack of bills.

Inserts fountain pen.

 

You get a trip to niagara falls

Inserts a spoon

 

You get a psychic child plus now bent spoon.

Inserts my last pair of clean socks.

 

You get a bag of cotton.

Inserts a stuffed dinosaur.