Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get word vomit.

Inserts the thesaurus.

 

you get a word book

Insert pirate flag

 

you get a dirty skull and a chew toy of a bone

inserts fish

 

you get a half dissolved plastic bottle

insert wine glass

 

you get a grape vine

inserts a crazy photo of a crazy doggo

 

you get a lost dog poster

insert fish bowl

 

you get an old WW2 submarine

inserts a canned soda

 

you get the diet version of it, sugar's bad for you, you know

insert burger

 

you get soda with artificial sweeteners

inserts mouthwash

 

you get toothbrush

inserts pieces of past memory

 

you get a photo of you as a baby in black and white

inserts a sachet of shampoo

 

you get a box full of yet to be paid for shampoo bottles, thank you for expressing your interest in our product, there are no refunds.

insert gnome

 

you get a red cap

inserts my old wallet

 

You get a new stick, recently cut from a tree

Inserts a bottle of agua

 

you get a useless quadess

inserts a vial of poison

 

You get a bored snake jumping out of nowhere to bite you

Insert a shopping bag

 

you get a hair curler

inserts snake skin

 

You get a new and bigger snake

Insert tv

 

you get a channel about snake biology, snake myths and snakes on a plane

inserts a bottle of cola

 

you get a

Insert goat beard