Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get stab wound

Insert banana

 

you get a nine inch glowing purple studded invisible cucumber

insert tomato

 

You get a juicy surprise

Insert tomato juice

 

you get a portal to the fifth dimension

insert giant eggplants

 

you get a very depressing dream diary (hope you get this reference)

insert a broken dream I found on the boulevard

 

You get false hopes

Insert an ancient coin

 

you get a green day reference sheet

insert quail eggs

 

you get a free pass to a jail cell

insert bruno mars' hat

 

You get 24k magic

Insert dance

 

You get lap dance

Insert pizza

 

you get an Italian chef

insert empire state building

 

y o u g e t 9 / 1 1
i n s e r t O b a m a

 

You get a thumbs up

Insert trump

 

You get Russia

Insert a Maou

 

You get a yuusha

Insert raw novel

 

Y o u g e t G o r d o n R a m s a y
I n s e r t c o i n .

 

You get a gundam action figure

Insert a kitchen knife

 

you get a broken knife back
insert a gummy

 

You get a chewed gum
.insert a gold coin

 

You get a golden Squid statue.
Insert a cane-sword.