Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get mini bunnies

insert alphabet soup

 

you get a radio playing the ABC song all day

inserts antenna

 

you get a encrypted message on conspiracy theories and aliens

insert defenseless animal

 

you get a cute animal plushie

inserts oil

 

you get a one way ticket to hawaii

inserts coconut

 

you get a cracked skull

insert wallpaper

 

you get a room with white walls

inserts hot cocoa

 

You get premium hand tissue

Insert comfy bed

 

you get a hanging cage

inserts gold coins

 

you get a chocolate bar

inserts a doujinshi

 

you get a pile of unserialized one shots

inserts caterpillar

 

you get an empty cocoon

inserts ice cube

 

you get a rap

inserts 5 cents

 

you get a trip to the moon

inserts a novel

 

you get bombarded with endless redundant descriptions

inserts a fork

 

you get a knife set

inserts a sad story

 

you get a mention in Cannes

inserts self insert MCs

 

you get cliche plots

inserts a plot device

 

you get a ton of side quests

inserts a ball of yarn

 

you get a cute kitty

inserts deadline