Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get a home made taser

insert cereal

 

you get milk

inserts orange juice

 

you get a suspicious white powder

inserts facemask

 

you get a bar of soap

inserts a lamp

 

you get an exclusive Will Smith dekimakura

inserts a random sticky notes

 

you get a cheesy pickup line

inserts a flat tire

 

you get a wrench. and a new tyre.

inserts a smartphone with an earphone jack

 

you get a chain and sickle

inserts key

 

you get a shirt

inserts a strand of hair

 

you get a voodoo doll

inserts charcoal

 

you get a miner's lantern

insert helium balloon

 

you get a mic

inserts mildly depressed memes

 

you get r/ShowerThoughts

insert bookmark

 

you get an ad to save the trees

inserts shower head

 

you get a cup of tap water.

inserts a stack of narrow line foolscap paper

 

you get a bag of shredded papers

insert holy grail

 

you get a complete dvd set of Fate series anime

inserts sugar cube

 

you get a giant ant

inserts a bull's horn

 

you get a Conch shell

insert scarf

 

you get a harlequin novel

inserts lemongrass