Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get the black death

insert ice shard

 

you get snowrunt

insert modified air conditioner

 

you get personified wind

insert gold coin

 

you get a capsule monster keychain

insert fire ant

 

You get a room full of balloons

Inserts random personality quiz

 

You get himedere

Insert gacha coin

 

you get a 4 star hero

insert boy scout badges

 

You get a eagle scout position

Insert 100,000 years red spirit ring

 

you get a spirit grandpa

Insert rubber duck

 

Get a bathtub

Insert gold tael

 

You get a wild magikarp

Inserts a human-mouse chimera

 

you get denarius

Insert drachma

 

You get a magic lamp

Insert your favourite voice actor

 

you get an dramatic anime gasp sound effect

insert orange

 

You get a bittersweet ending

Insert a tragic ending

 

you get a double suicide

insert birthday cake

 

you get a cursed video tape

insert an abandoned amusement park

 

you get an eccentric yandere magician

insert study books

 

you get a poorly cited essay

insert unborn son

 

You get a broken tooth

Insert phone.. OH NOO ma PHONEEE