Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get the FBI coming for you


insert @justabot

 

@justabot went and scammed half of ur wealth in blackjack XD

insert

 

you get a tambourine

inserts non-copyrighted blob

 

you get a tall grass

insert infinite power source

 

You get a fake infinity stone

Insert a dramatic monologue

 

you get your plans leaked to the rest of the world

inserts an eyeball

 

you get a suspicious love potion

insert a new business idea

 

you get a sudden increase in taxes and a surprise depression

inserts a newly minted gold coin

 

you get a golden gacha capsule

insert village chief

 

you get an unskippable, long winded side quest

inserts nylon wire

 

You get a broken violin string

Insert unexpected fact

 

you get an inconvenient truth

inserts the schematics for a time machine

 

You get the prototype burned down to ashes

Insert my opinion

 

you get a meeting with the manager

inserts golf ball

 

You get a dragon ball falling from the sky

Insert daruma doll

 

you get matryoshka dolls

inserts golf club

 

you get isekai-ed with all your classmates

inserts Christmas carol

 

you get a sack of coal

inserts the schematics for a teleportation machine

 

You get a ticket to neverland

Inserts a clown

 

you get what you fuckin deserve a free movie ticket of your choosing

inserts manga meat