Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get doraemon 4d pocket

Inserts honey butter chips

 

you get surgical gloves

inserts a new meme format

 

You get this

Spoiler

Inserts a damsel in distress

 

you get a dragon mount

inserts a drop of blood

 

You get Taylor Swift's Bad Blood MV

Inserts an unreadable logbook

 

you get blood stained notebook

inserts a pinwheel

 

you get a wind chime

insert fur coat

 

you get a pet zebra

inserts an empty coffee can

 

you get an hour to play kick the can with ghosts in your house

inserts a fox spirit

 

you get a sunshower

inserts a 360 no scope

 

you get a new cat hotel project

inserts chili pepper

 

you get honeycomb

inserts a generic rapper

 

you get a bowl of minced ginger

inserts US presidential candidates

 

you get a hidden trump card

inserts lame puns

 

you get this card

Spoiler

inserts a shota

 

you get a returned package

inserts seeds

 

You get a bouquet of flowers

Inserts pink sand

 

you get a black seed

inserts free coins

 

You get cookies.

Inserts broken ukulele.

 

you get an active volcano named after you

inserts a wraith