Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get a stined shirt

Inserts a pack of tissues

 

You get a large pack of toilet paper.

Inserts a spirit stone.

 

you get hit by paywall

Inserts my tears

 

you get salt

inserts a biscuit

 

You get a biscuit

Inserts a rock

 

you get a piece of paper with "do your job" written on it

inserts a pen

 

You get a notebook

Inserts a dog

 

You get a fur coat

Inserts a jollyrancher

 

Mildly morbid.

You get a jolly rancher.

Inserts a movie ticket.

 

You get a toothpick

Inserts a tanktop

 

You get cereal

Inserts a book

 

You get a movie

(Reluctantly) insert cookie crumb

 

You get a box of cookies

Inserts cake batter

 

*nibbles cookies* u get a whole cake that's now in my stomach!
Inserts more cookie crumbs

 

You get a salad

Inserts glue

 

I GOT SCAMMED

u get superflue
inserts salad

 

You get salad that looks like a large pile of cookies.

Inserts a slice of bread.

 

You get raw toast

Inserts hand sanitizer

 

You get a hand

Inserts clock

 

You get a bracelet

Inserts a poster