Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get a better internet connection. (I hope it was you in the wish game who asked for better service)

Inserts a broken pen.

 

you get magic potion

inserts a broken watch

 

You get lemons from life's garden.

Insert pigeon.

 

you get a duck’s bill

inserts coin

 

You get perry the platypus T shirts

Inserts chick

 

you get a night lamp that smells like blue raspberries!

inserts ring

 

You get a lemon plushie

Insert my sister's creepy doll

 

you get a nice pair of thigh high socks and bunny cosplay!
inserts a keyblade

 

You get everything you gave me back.

Inserts gun

 

you get bullets!

inserts monocle

 

you get a mustache

inserts a mushroom

 

Have a Renoir (paint by number, and partly painted-- brush not included!)
Inserts a brush

 

You get a box of pastels.

Inserts a flaming sword.

 

You get a box of Oreo cookies.
Pours glass of milk.

 

You get the infamous shark plush!

Inserts an arm and a leg

 

You get a bucket of chicken wings and thighs

Inserts a bottle of expired sun cream

 

You get a bizzare bottle full of skin lotion

*Inserts coin*

 

You got a half eaten box of chips

Inserts a worm named Dan

 

You just got a prison sentence of a life time

Inserts broken glass

 

You get a magic snowglobe

Inserts a water bottle