Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

Please quote the one above you, and give him the item that has a connection with what he inserting.
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You get it tossed to a fountain.


Insert golem.

 

You get me!

Insert: Me!

 

You get an ancient id !


insert me !

 

you get a refund

insert, insert list of banned objects

 

You get a list with a thousand object listed inside.


insert religion

 

you get the power of faith

insert bendabe metal spoon

 

You get it bend by a magician.


Insert former name.

 

You get my number inserts~

Insert 97.

 

You get nothing.


Insert butler.

 

You get maid too for complete set of servants~
Edit: Not me.

Insert loading screen.

 

You receive a blue screen of death.

Insert halloween pumpkins.

 

You receive the Headless Horseman

Insert worn out jeans

 

You get it sold cheap.

Insert 98.

 

you get a gold star

insert light bulb

 

You get those who created it.

Insert 99.

 

you get a ice-cream

insert torch

 

You get a shy zombie slowly backing away.

Insert seal spinning a coconut on nose.

 

You get a seal sipping a cocktail from the coconut!

Insert a hooligan

 

You get @Osamaru (IIRC, my apology if I'm wrong)

Insert 100.

 

you get a perfect score. you get + 10 int

insert virus