A watergun, ay? Not my first time ungunned in a watergun duel... In truth, I never thought I'd be required to say that again. *grabs squirrel, uses it to block the watergunfire and proceeds to swing the squirrel around all fancey like, like nunchaku* Quite impressive, ay? I once took a sabbatical with a nomadic tribe of cannibals. They had horrible taste in food, but knew a thing or two about killing our fellow man. *proceeds to cook the squirrel and offer it up for dinner* This ones, uh, from, uh, definitely not @Fossil.
Hey Guys Here~ I brought some freshly picked DevilFruits *tries to feed dem to some unfortunate souls and watch them sink*
Fool, an army is only as strong as its weakest man; or I guess in this case squirrel? "Listen up squirrels! I have one shiny, big acorn here in my hand. Now only one of you can have it, isn't that right? Which one of you want it more?" Unbeknownst to me squirrels don't truly love acorns as much as crocodiles love their swamps. Yes, in reality they thought that my proposition was quite insulting and a tad racist. The ocean of squirrels came over me like a tidal wave; nothing I could do, this was it. My life flashed before my eyes, at least it should have. All I was really thinking of was my untied shoelace. And so I bent down and began to tie it up, dodging under the brunt of the wave of squirrels and disappearing exactly when my visage was covered by the ocean of squirrels. A second after I appeared by the dinner table completely unscathed, much to the surprise of the dinner-goers. "Fossil, please stop attacking me. A dinner should be enjoyed, not fought!"
When you can’t eat most of the stuff at thanksgiving dinner because you’re on a ketogenic diet... That’s the situation I found myself in right now. Everyone’s eating yet I can’t do anything but play on my phone since I have nothing to eat.
I'm a skeleton. I can't eat it in the first place. So I'll take that anger out on you. *sends in the squirrel airforce*
@Nahrenne @Blitz @Haxagen @Evil_Ginger @BB_Tensei @SquadCammander354 @Raneday @Hanaru @Lovely @Pau @Bielt @AnoeticDuckling *more people's*
Oh, you're dieting? You really should eat: I hear it's real good for you. I don't know where I heard it from, but I figure it must be true, right?
I brought the ham, it's already piping hot and juicy. *takes a plate of ham, some bread, cheesecake, some chloroform, and grabs a few age-appropriate drinks* (~^o^~) Now, this is a good meal!
i bring dancing bear @hayyan let enjoy the show... now dance!! haya haya!! ≡┗( ^o^)┛≡┏( ^o^)┓≡┗( ^o^)┛≡┏( ^o^)┓≡┗( ^o^)┛≡┏( ^o^)┓≡┗( ^o^)┛ i will take one set of twin trap as my dinner