Oh Sh*t! April Fools is coming!

On the one side i look forward to it, what will they do?! Some eastereggs? Cliff-kuns?
But then again i don't want to be fooled by false chapters...

 

Gangsta style!

Spoiler

“Everyone, although I be one of tha heirs ta tha four pimped out dukedoms, I also be thinkin dat mah playas can peep tha prospectz of tha dukes within tha mackdaddydom up in tha future will surely chizzle cuz of one person.”

Bai Zhanyun was rappin loudly as his wild lil' freakadelic gaze rested upon Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen?

“Brutha Jiang Chen, I, Bai Zhanyun, will concede only ta you, biatch.” Bai Zhanyun had been foiled by Jiang Chen nuff muthafuckin times yo, but rather submitted wit phat grace.

“Brutha Jiang Chen, I, Yi Taichu, also concede ta you, biatch.” Da heir of Black Tortoise, Yi Taichu, also nodded.

“Brutha Jiang Chen, you have firmly suppressed tha heirz of Soarin Dragon up in yo' challenge fo' duke of tha straight-up original gangsta rank. We also concede ta you, please give our asses all dem pointers.”

Jiang Chen was one of mah thugs whoz ass could be persuaded by reason yo, but not by force.

“Everyone, I, Jiang Chen, be not one of mah thugs whoz ass thangs orders. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat mah conjectures is dat tha greenwin swordbirdz must be within tha third level. Even wit tha nuff methodz dat tha Long brutha n' sista have, they still wouldn’t dare ta git all up in tha fourth level. Therefore, no matta if they is willin or unwilling, tha final battle is shizzle ta be within tha third level.”

“Everyone’s chosen game is erect fo' realz. At dis moment, tha only suggestion I have fo' you is ta form n' hunt up in crews. Movin bout ridin' solo will force you ta be straight-up passive up in tha third level.”

This was all dat Jiang Chen could say.

“Brutha Jiang Chen, do dis mean dat we still have hopez of completin tha mission?”

Jiang Chen smiled faintly, “I can only say dat you gonna git a lil' bit of hope when you form a crew. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat if mah playas has they own selfish motives, then it is ghon be hard as fuck ta say.”

“Right, form crews, form crews!”

 

Can I go Pay per view translations?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA.. ..huhuhuhu *despairing laugh*

 

That was HILARIOUS!!!!

 

Looking forward to apeils fool's 'cos its my bday

 

I lost it at the 'fuck dat shit' part. It was golden.

 

Oh Goodness..... I LOLed so much... But strangely this suit so much with Wuxia-esque world...

 

Daeth-March Gangsta Style

Spoiler: READ UP YO

"By tha way, has Sir Pendragon decided on yo' first hoe?"

It aint nuthin but Toruma whoz ass brought dat subject up when we up in tha middle of tha Mackdaddydom Conference recess.
Since da perved-out muthafucka holla'd some inappropriate thangs, noblez whoz ass is tha fuck into lil hoes is glarin all up in mah grill wit murderous eyes from a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distant table, n' even tha gluttonous noblez of Duchy Capital is lookin fucked up.

By tha way, tha reason why a honorary baronet like his ass is up in dis place is cuz his schmoooove ass came ta serve up a message fo' Viscount Shimen.

"I don't intend ta git hooked up fo' tha time being."

I tell his ass straight-up.
I do straight-up wanna make Aze-san mah hoe yo, but since elves is fundamentally straight-up patient, I feel dat dat biiiiatch won't take me seriously unless I persist at it fo' at least 10 years.

"Yo ass can't do dat do yo slick ass, biatch? Yo ass be a real gangsta now, not a generation-long wannabe gangsta, so by tha mackdaddydomz law, if you aint gots a cold-ass lil lil pimp within a year, you gotta marry another biatch if I aint mistaken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. My fuckin olda brutha has even gots ta his wild lil' fourth hoe afta all."

--Is you trippin me muthafucka?!

Whatz wit dat shitty law.

 

I am with you friend! I will play Tree of Savior for 2-3 days, before starting reading novels again!

 

Not a girl but my pic is *bear hug*

 

From my experience it works best with stories that are deliberately slow paced or mellow, like Ze Tian Ji or Chu Wang Fei. Try it, nothing beats palace drama where concubines rap it up GANGSTA.

Dem foods!

Spoiler

“Finally, you’ve come biaaatch! Everyone is hungry!”

Da empress dowager saw dat Yun Qian Meng was slightly stunned, her big-ass booty holla'd dem lyrics.

Yun Qian Meng smiled gracefully n' bowed wit Qu Fei Qing. Then her big-ass booty stood up. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch followed tha instructions n' put tha dishes onto tha long table. Da crowd’s attention couldn’t help but fell tha fuck onto tha straight-up original gangsta dish. They saw on tha circular, white porcelain place was two cranes drawn outta pine tree. They couldn’t help but be attracted ta tha dope pattern.

“Waizumu, tha straight-up original gangsta one be a cold-ass lil cold dish. It’s called: Pine Crane Longevity. It’s made from mushrooms, chicken jerky, cucumber, egg whites n' egg pine. This dish be also made from pine n' cherry. This dish is light n' most suitable as appetizer n' shiznit fo' realz. And round tha dish are: five lil playas biggin' up birthday, four oceans celebrating, accompanyin each other on tha road, three stars watchin over you, biatch. These five lil playas biggin' up is five different typez of nuts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Four oceans biggin' up is tha four seafood dish fo' realz. Accompanyin each other on tha road is tha taro n' fresh mushroom. Three stars watchin over yo ass is tha cold hericium erinaceus fo' realz. Askin emperor, empress dowager, empress n' waizumu ta git a taste.”

Everyone hasn’t smoked yet yo, but they’ve already been attracted ta dis unique platter n' shit. They aint convinced dat Yun Qian Meng can make such a gamelike dish from such simple ingredients, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. They picked up tha chicken, looked n' looked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Afta hearin Yun Qian Meng’s speech, they was surprised. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They put tha chicken full of expectation tha fuck into they grills.

“Straight-Up delicious yo, but fresh n' clean nor wit a aftertaste of oil. Mo'over, dis chicken is so phat ta chew, lettin even me wit a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shitty-ass teeth ta smoke it wit relish.”

Lao Tai Jun opened her grill ta praise.

Qu Fei Qin looked admiringly at Yun Qian Meng.

From tha other people’s face, it can also be peeped dat they is satisfied wit dis appetizer n' shit. In particular, tha emperor whoz ass is used ta smokin fine but tasteless dishes yo. Dude took all dem mo' bites. Yun Qian Meng didn’t show happinizz cuz of Lao Tai Jun’s praise. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch turned n' personally put tha bangin' dish on tha table.

“Lao Tai Jun, tha straight-up original gangsta bangin' dish is fo' you ta have nuff grandchildren. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It’s pigeon egg holin on deer horn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da second bangin' dish is represents crew ludd n' joy. Its chicken roasted wit quail. Da third bangin' dish is represents livin forever n' shit. It’s sea cucumber boilin wit potherb mustard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da fourth bangin' dish is represents phat fortune. Its crab cooked wit tofu fo'sho. Da fifth bangin' dish is representin without worries. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Its vegetarian hodgepodge. Da sixth bangin' dish represents prosperitizzle up in five gametimes. It’s steamed butterfish. Da seventh bangin' dish represents Peng Zu (legendary figure of Taoizzle whoz ass lived 800 years) offerin game. It’s pheasant thick soup. Da last bangin' dish represents recoverin one’s youthful vigor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Its turtle stewed wit lil' chicken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This is followed by chronic named Ganquan (county up in Yan’an) Jade Liquid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Its ginseng boiled wit pigeon.”

Afta all tha bangin' dish has been served, did Yun Qian Meng retreat ta a side, waitin fo' mah playas ta git a taste.

But at dis point whoz ass still have tha mind ta taste. They done been shocked by Yun Qian Meng dishes’ names.

 

Hug accepted. Just please don't crush me.

 

I forgot about April Fools day I remember RWX's april fools translations, it was damn good and really connected well with the chapters, I didn't even realize it was a prank translation lol

 

I pretty much go into isolation that day. Even official sources that shoudn't do anything often feel the need to join in. Worst day of the year by far, never liked it even as a kid.

 

Can't promise anything

 

Im sure someone somewhere, a translator will pull a totally believable chapter then halfway through you realize that something is wrong. You scroll down you'll see Happy Aprils Fools Day sign at the bottom. You click the next chapter cuz its apparrently up then you'll see a Happy April Fools Banner and everthing. You didnt pay attention to it cuz you're tired, you scroll down noticing that there is a very long page of blankness, you'll just directly click the scroll wheel. Looks at the comments. But you didnt see the chapter cuz the text's color is white, your day is fu*king destroyed.

Thats my theory on what will happen on April 1st.

 

Let's put a petition on change.org,to change 1st april to 32nd march

 

IM DOING THIS NAO. I NEED DUH COMMENTS